Tomorrow afternoon....if you must know, I'm off to stay in Grizedale forest in the Lakes', with 'the lads' to eat and drink plenty, watch some fine motorsport on Saturday, and then on Sunday night after I've brought young Growler home, I'm heading off to Betws-Y-Coed to stay in a bunk 'ouse overnight before kitting up for a romp on Monday up me BIG 'ill, Snowdon.
OK. Happy now?
I'll text you with regular updates if you wish.