The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

I shall be in London from December 20-28 and am available for party invites, Young's drinking, luncheons and dangerous activities.

So where do I send your card?

I only have the address of number one house ................ but perhaps that is deliberate 

[Nick]

Don't bovver about a card. I shall be in Islington with Bertie

[Snoopy]

Now I know I am being rejected.

[Miss Demeanour]

You got an itchy chin deary?

Indeed - it's all the hairs growing on them 

[Nick]

More than one chin eh? 

[Miss Demeanour]

loads of chins ...loads of hairs ...totally gorgeous 

[Nick]

 

Straight or curly?

[Snoopy]

Curly chins? 

[Nick]

So it would seem. Bertie is hairy all over, unlike some I can think of 

[GROWLER]

So no cheery crimbo drinkies for us two together this year then ey?

Is'ok, I'll go up me 'ill on me own and get a couple of J2O's down me neck on me own like while you're out on the lash with your new found southern softie chummies.  
Don't you fret after me now, I can look after meself like.

[Snoopy]

Today I shall be mainly decorating the house, putting up Christmas Trees and cursing Fairy Lights 

[Nick]

So no cheery crimbo drinkies for us two together this year then ey?

Is'ok, I'll go up me 'ill on me own and get a couple of J2O's down me neck on me own like while you're out on the lash with your new found southern softie chummies.  
Don't you fret after me now, I can look after meself like.

Poor Growler, pining already 

New Year drinky poo perhaps?

[Snoopy]

He's up an 'ill cooking bacon butties by now.

[Nick]

I can see the smoke from here 

[Snoopy]

I hope to be able to smell the bacon shortly ~ SWWLTBO has offered a "cooked" brekky