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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #195 on: December 13, 2009, 11:47:04 AM »
Huxley pinched it from Shakespeare  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #196 on: December 13, 2009, 11:47:42 AM »
I know but as I said ~ Who was Miss D quoting?
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #197 on: December 13, 2009, 11:56:01 AM »
Shakespeare  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #198 on: December 13, 2009, 11:57:30 AM »
And did she know that? .....Before you told her like.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #199 on: December 13, 2009, 11:57:59 AM »
I nevah got nuffink from Huxley, shaky Willy or anyone else  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #200 on: December 16, 2009, 01:57:29 PM »
Today I seem to be hanging yet more Christmas Decorations  cussing:









SWWLTBO hath decreed what must go where and then, having remembered that her books should have been returned yesterday has p*ssed off to the library.




In an unprecedented show of rebellion I am now hanging things in the wrong rooms  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #201 on: December 16, 2009, 06:19:02 PM »
I've been out. Up early and caught the bus at about 6:45am in the darkio to take me up to the tube station. Nutter #1  ::).
The thing is you can't tell these days as they may be talking through the remote mike on their mobile so the first 20 seconds I gave him the benefit of the doubt  noooo:. It was when the diatribe turned to the f@rking pot holes and the f@rking bendy bus and that f@rking MP who should f@rking sort it out and what he'd do would be to f@rking nationalise the whole transport network again that I twigged we were well and truly in Nutterland.

Anyhoo, bus, tube, train and out of town. Meeting was fine and resulted in me thinking good job I'm not going anywhere this Christmas because this lot's going to see me through 'til well into the New Year  eeek:. Back to the feast or famine scenario.

Trundled back into town and Nutter #2 is on the bus  ::). This time he's a boozed up, suited Rastafarian keen to shoot the breeze with anyone that meets his gaze. I avoid and hasten down to section two of the bendy bus. It's snowing; well would you Adam 'n' Eve it?  eeek:

Home by lunch time and set to work and a phone call from a new customer who just, must see me before Christmas  eeek:. If I manage a Turkey Ready Meal on the 25th I'll be winning... !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #202 on: December 20, 2009, 12:37:19 PM »
I still seem to be here  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #203 on: December 20, 2009, 12:44:24 PM »
I still seem to be here  rubschin:

Where, bedlam...?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #204 on: December 20, 2009, 01:29:19 PM »
I still seem to be here  rubschin:

Great.  ::)

In your very own little micro climate on the 'posh side' still I presume? ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #205 on: December 20, 2009, 02:05:53 PM »
I still seem to be here  rubschin:

Great.  ::)

In your very own little micro climate on the 'posh side' still I presume? ::)
Skiing prolly!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #206 on: December 20, 2009, 02:26:19 PM »
I still seem to be here  rubschin:

Great.  ::)

In your very own little micro climate on the 'posh side' still I presume? ::)
Skiing prolly!  lol:

Only after he's been air lifted off his roof that he had to knock a hole through to get out of, due to 25' snow drifts, white out, tsanumis, monster waves, invasion of the sea lizards, fireballs, metorite strike, UFO invasion, petulance, turbulance and flatulance....most from his highly imaginative mind and disgustingly last nights tea still upon bearded gob. ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #207 on: December 20, 2009, 02:28:09 PM »
I still seem to be here  rubschin:

Great.  ::)

In your very own little micro climate on the 'posh side' still I presume? ::)
Skiing prolly!  lol:

Only after he's been air lifted off his roof that he had to knock a hole through to get out of, due to 25' snow drifts, white out, tsanumis, monster waves, invasion of the sea lizards, fireballs, metorite strike, UFO invasion, petulance, turbulance and flatulance....most from his highly imaginative mind and disgustingly last nights tea still upon bearded gob. ::)

A normal day on Planet Nick then...?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #208 on: December 20, 2009, 02:31:53 PM »
Do we suspect he's actually gone now?  cloud9:
I'm praying he's left his laptop behind, please!

Or are we going to be receiving the usual 'i'm listening you know' message? ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #209 on: December 20, 2009, 02:34:12 PM »
Do we suspect he's actually gone now?  cloud9:
I'm praying he's left his laptop behind, please!

Or are we going to be receiving the usual 'i'm listening you know' message? ::)
He appears to be off-line - he could be outside your house right now!  ;D
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