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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #255 on: December 28, 2009, 11:39:03 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #256 on: December 28, 2009, 03:06:08 PM »
I seem to be still in London. Didn't want to leave. Used Last Minute to book hotel. Another night of the metropolis  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #257 on: December 28, 2009, 03:53:01 PM »
I DON'T FOOKING BELIEVE IT. Angry9:

Dr French Lingerie MOdel texts yesterday to say she will be here at 4.00. I have to get an earlier train and then change my mind up and go to a hotel in Bloomsbury. angel1

Now she texts to say her car has broken down IN FOOKING CALAIS eeek:. Can I stay on with Bertie for another night. eeek:

NO I CAN'T. I HAVE PUT THE FOOKING KEYS THROUGH THE FOOKING LETTER BOX. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

So:

I am in a hotel I needn't be in  cussing:
SHe is fretting in Calais  Banghead
Bertie is starving in Islington  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #258 on: December 28, 2009, 03:54:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2009, 03:53:01 PM
I DON'T FOOKING BELIEVE IT. Angry9:

Dr French Lingerie MOdel texts yesterday to say she will be here at 4.00. I have to get an earlier train and then change my mind up and go to a hotel in Bloomsbury. angel1

Now she texts to say her car has broken down IN FOOKING CALAIS eeek:. Can I stay on with Bertie for another night. eeek:

NO I CAN'T. I HAVE PUT THE FOOKING KEYS THROUGH THE FOOKING LETTER BOX. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

So:

I am in a hotel I needn't be in  cussing:
SHe is fretting in Calais  Banghead
Bertie is starving in Islington  sad24:

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Don't worry, the cat has prolly choked on the keys...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #259 on: December 28, 2009, 03:56:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #260 on: December 28, 2009, 03:59:40 PM »
oh dear....     noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #261 on: December 28, 2009, 04:00:41 PM »
Is it true that at school you were known as "Mr Unreliable"?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #262 on: December 28, 2009, 04:02:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #263 on: December 28, 2009, 04:10:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #264 on: December 28, 2009, 04:26:43 PM »
I've finally figured it out Nick ~ You are a modern Bertie Wooster and need a Jeeves to keep you out of trouble. Simples
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #265 on: December 28, 2009, 04:37:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #266 on: December 28, 2009, 04:45:07 PM »
Yet another CATastrophe then ey?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #267 on: December 28, 2009, 04:50:31 PM »
You can fook off! Unless you meet me at Chester tomorrow cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #268 on: December 28, 2009, 05:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 28, 2009, 04:00:41 PM
Is it true that at school you were known as "Mr Unreliable"?  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #269 on: December 28, 2009, 05:44:39 PM »
Buy a tin of catty chunks and push them through the letterbox like...  whistle:
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