The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

And this hotel is full of foreigners, no two of whom speak the same language. And that is just the staff 

[Barman]

And this hotel is full of foreigners, no two of whom speak the same language. And that is just the staff 

It is the way you tell 'em Nick! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have got to get up and get home soon - I am meant to be working this afternoon !!!

Great party though

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

I have got to get up and get home soon - I am meant to be working this afternoon !!!

Great party though

Oh i? 

Not at home ey? 

Oh i?
Great Party you say ey? 

Nick obviously wasn't there then.

[Nick]

Oh, her head 

[Miss Demeanour]

It was a James Bond party. Men in suits ( hubba , hubba ) and little black.dresses for the women

Serious cocktail abuse

[Nick]

Did anyone get shot?



Anyhooooo, I am now on a Virgin train. What can possibly go wrong?

[Uncle Mort]

You have to ask?

[Nick]

It hasn't broken down. Yet

And now I seem to be in Scallypool 

[Miss Demeanour]

An uneventful journey  - the end of the world is nigh 

[Nick]

It is unusual 

[Snoopy]

Sorry this has been a brief visit but feeling a bit under the weather today ~ no shocks thank goodness but deffo similar symptoms of arrhythmia. Have spoken to hosp who say to "tough it out" unless I get shocked in which case call an ambulance ~ What I should call it they didn't specify 

[Nick]

I shall come and visit 

[Snoopy]

I shall come and visit 

Your voice text message via BT answer service woke me up 

I was thrilled to be dragged out of bed to the phone to hear "I think I am in Liverpool"