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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #315 on: December 29, 2009, 03:43:56 PM »
I could bring cake   redface:

And turn my mobile off  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #316 on: December 29, 2009, 04:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2009, 03:43:56 PM
I could bring cake   redface:

And turn my mobile off  redface:

Or even better still, DON'T turn up at all! happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #317 on: December 29, 2009, 05:15:42 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 29, 2009, 04:44:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2009, 03:43:56 PM
I could bring cake   redface:

And turn my mobile off  redface:

Or even better still, DON'T turn up at all! happy088

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #318 on: December 29, 2009, 07:46:06 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 29, 2009, 09:20:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2009, 09:15:23 AM
angel1

Well how come she pissed off to France as soon as you arrived then ey? lol:

The internet is a wonderful thing, she was probably booking the tickets as the explosions and sounds of chaos got louder.  whistle:

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Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2009, 03:34:33 PM
I shall come and visit  angel1

Your voice text message via BT answer service woke me up 

I was thrilled to be dragged out of bed to the phone to hear "I think I am in Liverpool"  cussing:

We do offer a choose to refuse service Snoop, you could always put Nick on it on days you are too ill to deal with the insanity.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #319 on: December 30, 2009, 07:38:17 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:35:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2009, 03:34:33 PM
I shall come and visit  angel1

Your voice text message via BT answer service woke me up  

I was thrilled to be dragged out of bed to the phone to hear "I think I am in Liverpool"  cussing:

I rest me case you useless gormless half witted half baked bearded great TIT. Banghead

Nick btw, not you Snoops. ;)
Stating the obvious I know, but just in case like. Don't want to offend any normal person like. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #320 on: December 30, 2009, 07:48:35 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 30, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:35:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2009, 03:34:33 PM
I shall come and visit  angel1

Your voice text message via BT answer service woke me up  

I was thrilled to be dragged out of bed to the phone to hear "I think I am in Liverpool"  cussing:

I rest me case you useless gormless half witted half baked bearded great TIT. Banghead

Nick btw, not you Snoops. ;)
Stating the obvious I know, but just in case like. Don't want to offend any normal person like. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #321 on: December 30, 2009, 10:53:09 AM »
Dr French lingerie model sends pics of her car





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #322 on: December 30, 2009, 10:55:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2009, 10:53:09 AM
Dr French lingerie model sends pics of her car





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Piccy broked too.  ::)

Is that a Fiat 500?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #323 on: December 30, 2009, 10:56:21 AM »
Think so. Her name is Mathilda  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #324 on: December 30, 2009, 10:57:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2009, 10:53:09 AM
Dr French lingerie model sends pics of her cat





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #325 on: December 30, 2009, 10:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2009, 10:56:21 AM
Think so. Her name is Mathilda  sad24:

Don't actually recall asking for her name tbqath. noooo:

Wasup with it anyway?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #326 on: December 30, 2009, 10:58:25 AM »
DO I look like a mechanic?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #327 on: December 30, 2009, 10:58:55 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #328 on: December 30, 2009, 10:59:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2009, 10:58:25 AM
DO I look like a mechanic?  ::)

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No.

A twat. happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #329 on: December 30, 2009, 11:01:36 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2009, 10:53:09 AM
Dr French lingerie model sends pics of her cat





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Most excellent. happy088


How is the cat anyway? Anyone 'eard like?
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