The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Were you locked out ???

Noo I have been sorting 'stuff' out like.  I have a skip and I am not afraid to use it.

[Darwins Selection]

I have a skip and I am not afraid to use it.

What about a hop and more important, a jump?

[Snoopy]

Today we are moving furniture in the front room to enable us to lay a new rug ~ my role will be mainly supervisory.

I shall then be delving into the heap of holiday accommodation brochures that arrived over the past couple of days and, time permitting, I may also indulge in some virtual gardening with the seed catalogues that have also turned up in the post. I do love New Year's Day reading 










No the rug did not cost ridiculous money ~ end of line reduction and the fact it is not hand made saw to that.

[Uncle Mort]

No plans for today. My daughter has a friend staying over and although they're still sleeping in at the moment I'll probably have to find something for them to do. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Daughter also has friend over and they are asleep still - don't reckon much on the chances of them being up before midday 

Then off to a friends this afternoon for a big slap up meal and also hopefully booking our holiday for this year 

[Miss Demeanour]

Taking down Christmas tree and removing all evidence of festive cheer 

[Grumpmeister]

Daughter also has friend over and they are asleep still - don't reckon much on the chances of them being up before midday 

Then off to a friends this afternoon for a big slap up meal and also hopefully booking our holiday for this year 

You need to plan ahead for days like this, make sure you have hidden an alarm clock somewhere in the brats room..... 

[Snoopy]

I think we will be removing Christmas tomorrow ~ I really can't be arsed with all this twelfth night shite.

[GROWLER]

I think we will be removing Christmas tomorrow ~ I really can't be arsed with all this twelfth night shite.

I suggest that EVERY year, but then get accused of being a miserable scroogie bastard.
The shite therefore has to remain in place until the bitter end.
What is the actual point, can anyone tell me please, cus I'm buggered if I know chief ? 
CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS HAVE GONE FFS! 

I really can't be bothered mentioning it this year. In more than enough trouble already tbqath.

[Nick]

Oh, I think you ought to mention it































 

[GROWLER]

Oh, I think you ought to mention it































 

For your gloating purposes only I presume?

[Nick]

It's because I haven't got a telly, like

[GROWLER]

It's because I haven't got a telly, like

Well if you can afford TWO, yes TWO unbelievable bloody staggereing outrageous GRAND for a flea ridden rancid rug that you don't appear to have in your possesion anymore, then ?120 for a 14" LCD tv from teso/asda is a mere 'drop' in'it, you bloody tight arse.
Talk about priorities.

[Nick]

You seem vexed for some reason. 

[GROWLER]

You seem vexed for some reason. 

Permanent situation. I'm sick to the back teeth of this dump, unpredicatable two faced selfish unreliable lying people/sheepies and life in general as a whole, but I will NOT be defeated.
My turn for a quieter and more fullfilling exsistance will surely come sooner or later...problee later, but hey bloody ho ey?