The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[GROWLER]

Darn sarth you eejit.
 It's stopped here now, but you'd think it was a major catastrophy of absolute biblical proportions the way the local meedya is ranting about it on the radio right now,
Gridlock everywhere around here apparently, motorways at a standstill, public reaction being relayed live on the radio....ffs.
You'd think the bastard werld was on the brink of ending. Wankers.

Soooo glad I decided not to go L'pool now.

[Grumpmeister]

I WANT SNOW!!!!!! 

It never snows far enough down in Cornwall. Granted Bodmin can only be improved by being totally covered (concrete would do a better job mind  ) but I want snow where I am. 

[Nick]

I just went out  Roads and pavements like glass. Fell on my arse 3 times 

[The Moan Ranger]

I am still in Swindon and the worst has happened 

Yes, the house Mrs TMRBB has rented belongs to a Welsh person.

I had my first suspicion with the little sheep ornaments lurking. Putting the bin bag out today reveals her wheelie bin to be adorned with a Welsh Dragony type thing. Since then, the post has arrived, addressed to a Miss Edwards.

I shall go to Asda on the morrow and purchase 5 litres of bleach and 4 packs of wire wool. I have work t do. Surely they shouldn't be allowed this far into England?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I WANT SNOW!!!!!! 

It never snows far enough down in Cornwall. Granted Bodmin can only be improved by being totally covered (concrete would do a better job mind  ) but I want snow where I am. 

You can have Nick's he doesn't want it.  You just have to go and collect it, you'll need a large bucket.

[Grumpmeister]

I am still in Swindon and the worst has happened 

Yes, the house Mrs TMRBB has rented belongs to a Welsh person.

I had my first suspicion with the little sheep ornaments lurking. Putting the bin bag out today reveals her wheelie bin to be adorned with a Welsh Dragony type thing. Since then, the post has arrived, addressed to a Miss Edwards.

I shall go to Asda on the morrow and purchase 5 litres of bleach and 4 packs of wire wool. I have work t do. Surely they shouldn't be allowed this far into England?

Isnt there an unrepealed law involving welshmen and longbows...............  

[Miss Demeanour]

You can have Nick's snow , collected with BM's bucket with a touch of JOM's salt and grit.
This isn't any snow , this is VP snow

[Grumpmeister]

I WANT SNOW!!!!!! 

It never snows far enough down in Cornwall. Granted Bodmin can only be improved by being totally covered (concrete would do a better job mind  ) but I want snow where I am. 

You can have Nick's he doesn't want it.  You just have to go and collect it, you'll need a large bucket.

But that means I'm in the nick-o-ray danger zone 

[Just One More]

Home safe, phone off 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Have you got to be in early tomorrow 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I WANT SNOW!!!!!! 

It never snows far enough down in Cornwall. Granted Bodmin can only be improved by being totally covered (concrete would do a better job mind  ) but I want snow where I am. 

You can have Nick's he doesn't want it.  You just have to go and collect it, you'll need a large bucket.

But that means I'm in the nick-o-ray danger zone 

It certainly does but as you are going to be on the naughty step anyway....

Glad to hear that you are safe JOM can't say that the tea is overly impressive it's wine o clock.

[Just One More]

Have you got to be in early tomorrow 

0600hr's, which if the snow keeps falling means it could well be an eventful drive in

[Miss Demeanour]

No snow here yet ...The Brat keeps looking out the window expectantly, willing it to fall in the anticipation that school will be cancelled tomorrow 

[GROWLER]

I just went out  Roads and pavements like glass. Fell on my arse 3 times 

Good job you've got an exceedingly fat arse then really ey? 

[Just One More]

Have you got to be in early tomorrow 

0600hr's, which if the snow keeps falling means it could well be an eventful drive in

"I'm just going out, I may be some time"