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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #675 on: January 27, 2010, 03:43:07 PM »
Already darkio here...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #676 on: January 27, 2010, 03:47:15 PM »
That's because you have a bucket on yer head  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #677 on: January 27, 2010, 03:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2010, 03:41:58 PM
It's getting dark here  noooo:

It's gettin' dark, too dark for me to see
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Are you feeling OK?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #678 on: January 28, 2010, 08:48:14 AM »
Just thought I'd share my latest text message with ALL of you.

He's in Aberdeen apparently.  happy088

Now isn't that great and exciting news everyone ey, isn't it?
My day is now complete with that wonderful and devastatingly important nformation.
I was so worried as to his whereabouts too. Such overwhelming relief is smothering me.   cloud9:

 ::)
« Last Edit: January 28, 2010, 08:51:01 AM by GROWLER »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #679 on: January 28, 2010, 09:06:31 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 08:48:14 AM
Just thought I'd share my latest text message with ALL of you.

He's in Aberdeen apparently.  happy088

Now isn't that great and exciting news everyone ey, isn't it?
My day is now complete with that wonderful and devastatingly important nformation.
I was so worried as to his whereabouts too. Such overwhelming relief is smothering me.   cloud9:

 ::)

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there?

That's not like you.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #680 on: January 28, 2010, 09:24:40 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 09:06:31 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 08:48:14 AM
Just thought I'd share my latest text message with ALL of you.

He's in Aberdeen apparently.  happy088

Now isn't that great and exciting news everyone ey, isn't it?
My day is now complete with that wonderful and devastatingly important nformation.
I was so worried as to his whereabouts too. Such overwhelming relief is smothering me.   cloud9:

 ::)

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there?

That's not like you.  ;)

I know, I know. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Difference is that I'm not even remotely trying to be humourous.

I do however feel that is is my duty to share and provide regular updates of this ever so important information with all of you, that I am so privelidged to receive from his Lordship.
It makes me feel oh so so so important, and I appreciate just how lucky I am. cloud9:





















nick. do me a favour and work that phone of yours right up your arse please
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #681 on: January 28, 2010, 11:12:19 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #682 on: January 28, 2010, 11:30:08 AM »
Anyway, where are you then?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #683 on: January 28, 2010, 11:54:39 AM »
I am in the dog house...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #684 on: January 28, 2010, 11:57:05 AM »
Why?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #685 on: January 28, 2010, 12:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 11:57:05 AM
Why?

We had some friends round last night... they'd taken their dogs to the vet yesterday and met a deeply distraught laydee who'd just had her dog cremated...

Then I confessed to this.

I am an 'arsehole' apparently...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #686 on: January 28, 2010, 01:04:29 PM »
 point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #687 on: January 28, 2010, 01:28:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 12:01:04 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 11:57:05 AM
Why?

We had some friends round last night... they'd taken their dogs to the vet yesterday and met a deeply distraught laydee who'd just had her dog cremated...

Then I confessed to this.

I am an 'arsehole' apparently...  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Doesn't absolve you from being a rectum though.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #688 on: January 28, 2010, 02:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 12:01:04 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 11:57:05 AM
Why?

We had some friends round last night... they'd taken their dogs to the vet yesterday and met a deeply distraught laydee who'd just had her dog cremated...

Then I confessed to this.

I am an 'arsehole' apparently...  ::)

Most excellent of comments that. happy088

I mean, wtf is the point in being too serious ey?
Life's too short.
You were merely trying to lighten things up a bit and attempting to make some smile amongst all the gloom weren't you?
Top dog you are...so to speak like.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #689 on: January 28, 2010, 02:27:05 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 02:25:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 12:01:04 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 11:57:05 AM
Why?

We had some friends round last night... they'd taken their dogs to the vet yesterday and met a deeply distraught laydee who'd just had her dog cremated...

Then I confessed to this.

I am an 'arsehole' apparently...  ::)

Most excellent of comments that. happy088

I mean, wtf is the point in being too serious ey?
Life's too short.
You were merely trying to lighten things up a bit and attempting to make some smile amongst all the gloom weren't you?
Top dog you are...so to speak like.

 cloud9:
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