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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #885 on: March 13, 2010, 09:40:28 AM »
Is he carrying donuts? scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #886 on: March 13, 2010, 09:44:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2010, 09:39:33 AM
How old was he?  rubschin:

Thirty-five...?   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #887 on: March 13, 2010, 09:47:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2010, 09:39:00 AM
Just had a god freak turn up at the door...  eeek:

We never get anybody turning up at our door unexpected...  noooo:

Apparently jesus is dead or summat....  rubschin:

 eeek:

Never!

How old was he like, you know, for your competition like?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #888 on: March 13, 2010, 09:48:22 AM »
33 if memory serves. SO young  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #889 on: March 13, 2010, 09:48:33 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 13, 2010, 09:40:28 AM
Is he carrying donuts? scared2:

Was he a rozzer too?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #890 on: March 13, 2010, 09:48:42 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 13, 2010, 09:47:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2010, 09:39:00 AM
Just had a god freak turn up at the door...  eeek:

We never get anybody turning up at our door unexpected...  noooo:

Apparently jesus is dead or summat....  rubschin:

 eeek:

Never!

How old was he like, you know, for your competition like?

THIRTY FIVE!  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #891 on: March 13, 2010, 10:00:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2010, 09:48:42 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 13, 2010, 09:47:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2010, 09:39:00 AM
Just had a god freak turn up at the door...  eeek:

We never get anybody turning up at our door unexpected...  noooo:

Apparently jesus is dead or summat....  rubschin:

 eeek:

Never!

How old was he like, you know, for your competition like?

THIRTY FIVE!  ::)

35 then I presume? rubschin:

Howe old was the 'god freak' then ey?

You dunno do you ey? lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #892 on: March 13, 2010, 10:03:51 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 13, 2010, 10:00:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2010, 09:48:42 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 13, 2010, 09:47:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2010, 09:39:00 AM
Just had a god freak turn up at the door...  eeek:

We never get anybody turning up at our door unexpected...  noooo:

Apparently jesus is dead or summat....  rubschin:

 eeek:

Never!

How old was he like, you know, for your competition like?

THIRTY FIVE!  ::)

35 then I presume? rubschin:

Howe old was the 'god freak' then ey?

You dunno do you ey? lol:

The god freak was lovely - gorgeous Cypriot woman about thirty... what a waste....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #893 on: March 13, 2010, 10:10:52 AM »
They certainly know their market though eh ..... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #894 on: March 13, 2010, 10:38:42 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 13, 2010, 10:10:52 AM
They certainly know their market though eh ..... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

 redface:

Anyhoo...  whistle:

LL wanted to see the literature GF had left so I dragged it out of the bin and it was the old Jehovas Witness...  noooo:

What the feck are they doing in a little tiny Greek village...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #895 on: March 13, 2010, 10:40:55 AM »
I was forever getting evangelists at the door in Sarf London. Save the JW stuff and thrust it upon the Mormons when they turn up. It confuses the hell out of them  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #896 on: March 13, 2010, 10:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2010, 10:40:55 AM
I was forever getting evangelists at the door in Sarf London. Save the JW stuff and thrust it upon the Mormons when they turn up. It confuses the hell out of them  razz:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #897 on: March 13, 2010, 03:25:43 PM »
Home sweet home  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #898 on: March 13, 2010, 03:35:19 PM »
Welcome home Mr P.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #899 on: March 13, 2010, 03:35:51 PM »
And loads of bills  evil:
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