The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

I am correcting poor grammar ~ it's doing me 'ed in 

[Miss Demeanour]

I will b carefull wot & how I post then 

[Darwins Selection]

I am shopping for new clothes 

Lycra and stuff? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have bought some new gym gear 

And holiday stuff 

[tel]

I have bought some new gym gear 

And holiday stuff 

 

[Snoopy]

I will b carefull wot & how I post then 

I have more than enough to keep me occupied.

EG a local who has been made redundant has set up his own little business. He has got a grant and bought the kit to do window cleaning (including soffits, guttering, fascias etc) PLUS "Pressure Washing" drives and footpaths. He has had 5000 leaflets printed listing all the things he is prepared to do. Said leaflet has been given to me with the request that I copy it for an advertisement in the magazine.
The leaflet contains the words "NO JOB TO SMALL"

What was he thinking .... and what sort of a printer did he employ?

[Darwins Selection]

The leaflet contains the words "NO JOB TO SMALL"

unrhyw swydd yn rhy fach

[Snoopy]

Ca 'n ddiamodol na ddrychfeddwl

[Darwins Selection]

Y naill na'r llall i I

[Snoopy]

If you say so

[Barman]

That Right To Left language support might come in handy after all... 

[Pastis]

Been out at a meeting all morning  which was actually good 

However, public transport this morning put me in mind of the great Flemish master Hieronymous Bosch 
For those unacquainted with his work I give you ... the No. 36 bus

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

I don't really do public transport  

[GROWLER]

If you say so

Yisi Mawr (sp)