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[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am 126 miles away from where I went this morning.

[Barman]

I am 126 miles away from where I went this morning.

Cape Canaveral? 

[Snoopy]

Today I shall be mainly running around looking after SWWLTBO who has a cold ................ Only not being a man who gets proper flu she is sniffling and saying she has a headache (and I hadn't any thoughts of  because she is infectious) so is going to stay in bad.
Meanwhile the THW is useless around the house. Smallest boy has to be taken to a Birthday party 25 miles away in Chester.
Party starts at 10.30 am ........... what sort of a moron plans a kid's party for 10.30am on a Saturday?????????????

Question ~ Do I hang around in Chester and wait for him to finish or do I drive home after dropping him off only to turn round and go back to collect him an hour later? SWWLTBO expects me to return to base to see if she is ok  .

Obviously I shall hang around in Chester, probably the most boring place outside of Swindon that I can think of.


And it is pissing down 

[GROWLER]

Today I shall be mainly running around looking after SWWLTBO who has a cold ................ Only not being a man who gets proper flu she is sniffling and saying she has a headache (and I hadn't any thoughts of  because she is infectious) so is going to stay in bad.
Meanwhile the THW is useless around the house. Smallest boy has to be taken to a Birthday party 25 miles away in Chester.
Party starts at 10.30 am ........... what sort of a moron plans a kid's party for 10.30am on a Saturday?????????????

Question ~ Do I hang around in Chester and wait for him to finish or do I drive home after dropping him off only to turn round and go back to collect him an hour later? SWWLTBO expects me to return to base to see if she is ok  .

Obviously I shall hang around in Chester, probably the most boring place outside of Swindon that I can think of.


And it is pissing down 

Chester? Boring? Ey? How'dya werk that one out then ey, how, exactly like, ey?

I generally speaking like, avoid cities like the plauge, but Chester is actually a very pleasnt one imo.
How the blazes you can even remotely compare it to bloody Swindon is totally and utterly beyond my comprehension, it really is.

[Nick]

The muppet could have come here for a cup of tea and a hobnob if he had thought about it 

Mind you, he would have to have accepted the fact that I have no trousers at present 

[Nick]

Today I shall be mainly running around looking after SWWLTBO who has a cold ................ Only not being a man who gets proper flu she is sniffling and saying she has a headache (and I hadn't any thoughts of  because she is infectious) so is going to stay in bad.
Meanwhile the THW is useless around the house. Smallest boy has to be taken to a Birthday party 25 miles away in Chester.
Party starts at 10.30 am ........... what sort of a moron plans a kid's party for 10.30am on a Saturday?????????????

Question ~ Do I hang around in Chester and wait for him to finish or do I drive home after dropping him off only to turn round and go back to collect him an hour later? SWWLTBO expects me to return to base to see if she is ok  .

Obviously I shall hang around in Chester, probably the most boring place outside of Swindon that I can think of.


And it is pissing down 

Chester? Boring? Ey? How'dya werk that one out then ey, how, exactly like, ey?

I generally speaking like, avoid cities like the plauge, but Chester is actually a very pleasnt one imo.
How the blazes you can even remotely compare it to bloody Swindon is totally and utterly beyond my comprehension, it really is.

Chester is, indeed, most civilised although useless for shopping unless you want to buy perfumed soap in vast quantities

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am 126 miles away from where I went this morning.

Cape Canaveral?  

Apart from the half an hour it took to pass the Air Baloon because of a broken down Polish Lorry, Motorways and roadworks, Heaven!    

[Snoopy]

Today I shall be mainly running around looking after SWWLTBO who has a cold ................ Only not being a man who gets proper flu she is sniffling and saying she has a headache (and I hadn't any thoughts of  because she is infectious) so is going to stay in bad.
Meanwhile the THW is useless around the house. Smallest boy has to be taken to a Birthday party 25 miles away in Chester.
Party starts at 10.30 am ........... what sort of a moron plans a kid's party for 10.30am on a Saturday?????????????

Question ~ Do I hang around in Chester and wait for him to finish or do I drive home after dropping him off only to turn round and go back to collect him an hour later? SWWLTBO expects me to return to base to see if she is ok  .

Obviously I shall hang around in Chester, probably the most boring place outside of Swindon that I can think of.


And it is pissing down 

Chester? Boring? Ey? How'dya werk that one out then ey, how, exactly like, ey?

I generally speaking like, avoid cities like the plauge, but Chester is actually a very pleasnt one imo.
How the blazes you can even remotely compare it to bloody Swindon is totally and utterly beyond my comprehension, it really is.

Current my walking limit is about 100 yards on the flat. I do not have an electric wheelchair. So what exactly am I to do in Chester that would be exciting, thrilling or even not consist of boringly siting in a fvcking traffic jam caused by Saturday Shoppers all looking for a parking place (that doesn't exist) close to the shops?

All of Chester centre requires that one walks, even disabled drivers cannot enter and park. Other than that I suppose I could go to the Zoo 

Well? Eh? EH?

Chester is exactly like Swindon in that there is fvck all to do except shop, walk round museums (which I can't do) or drive round endless shopping parks of identical warehouse like mega stores all situated on the outskirts. There is no fun in that as one Argos/B&Q/PCWorld/Land of Leather/Next/ToysRUs looks much like another .... especially in the pissing rain.

Anywhoo the Birthday Boy's Mum has said she will bring Minimus back after the party so I was spared the tedium of two hours in Chester in the rain.

[Nick]

Or brunch here 

[Snoopy]

I have wife sick in bed wanting attention 

[Miss Demeanour]

Two out of three aint bad 

[Snoopy]

 

[Nick]

3 0ut of 4 I think 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sick wife
In bed
Wanting attention

Two out of three is more applicable 

[Nick]

Wife 
In bed
Wanting attention

Two out of three is more applicable 

Sick