Went up 'me 'ill this avvy with me new 'virtual dog'.
The few sheeples that I came across that heard and saw me pulling and hanging onto a virtual dog lead looked at me as though I'm a bit odd like.
I'm not actually (imho), but one needs to practice and have 'dry runs' doesn't one?
'Avin ' an imaginary friend...'uman, canine or whatever, is a sign of GREAT intelligence anyway in'it ey, in'it?
Nick's not got any friends , real or imaginary, that's why he's a dork.