The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

No, a policewoman had to get in my car to show me the way to the hotel by hand. 

 

[Pirate]

Tucked up in the Nottingham Hilton is prolly a euphemism. he means 'arrested and down the custody suite'

Tucked up meaning 'arrested' Nottingham Hilton meaning 'custody suite'

[Nick]

For baffling reasons the access to the hotel car park is in a street strictly for access only by bus, taxi or bike. Protected by scameras  I drove in circles for nearly an hour till she took pity on me 

[Barman]

For baffling reasons the access to the hotel car park is in a street strictly for access only by bus, taxi or bike. Protected by scameras  I drove in circles for nearly an hour till she took pity on me 

Arrested for sure.... 

[GROWLER]

Nottingham here I come  

A day of regular 'where you seem to be' now updates all bloody day long then no doubt.  

I'll turn me mobby off then.

When will you get it into your thick Baboons skull that we really are not interested...AT ALL...ey?
Well I'm not at least, so kindly don't text me over end over again with your repetative boring shite, thank you.

Are you blind as well as thick?

I really couldn't give a fuck that you "seem to be in Nottingham", so will you PLEASE STOP TEXTING ME, SERIOUSLY!

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Snoopy]

Today I am doing a Wenchy 


We are off to IKEA

Apparently my "Bad and Annoying Habit" of buying books and not throwing any old ones away means we need more bookcases. I was quite happy with the surplus stacked in corners but it seems .............  not!

[GROWLER]

Warrington?

[Snoopy]

Yup!


Full story when I get back......... If I remember that I've promised to tell it.

[Nick]

He is doomed 

[GROWLER]

Yup!


Full story when I get back......... If I remember that I've promised to tell it.

Hateful place. Too big and thouroughly overwhelming.
Been there twice and cam home with nowt on both occassions.
Home delivery was the only option in the end.

[Barman]

Been out and bought leather sofas... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Yup!


Full story when I get back......... If I remember that I've promised to tell it.

Hateful place. Too big and thouroughly overwhelming.
Been there twice and cam home with nowt on both occassions.
Home delivery was the only option in the end.

But home delivery is extortionate there 

[GROWLER]

Yup!


Full story when I get back......... If I remember that I've promised to tell it.

Hateful place. Too big and thouroughly overwhelming.
Been there twice and cam home with nowt on both occassions.
Home delivery was the only option in the end.

But home delivery is extortionate there 

...and putting most of the shite they sell in there and into yer mowta, is extortionately bloody impossible most of the time too.