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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1380 on: April 22, 2010, 07:10:41 AM »
First thing today yet another hospital appointment ~ this time to have the implant checked. First appointment of the day at 0850. What's the betting they will be running late?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1381 on: April 22, 2010, 08:00:22 AM »
 happy100
First thing today yet another hospital appointment ~ this time to have the implant checked. First appointment of the day at 0850. What's the betting they will be running late?


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I have been doing a lot of this lately, no matter what time your appointment is they always run late what is even more annoying is that I have read several celebrity magazines and I now know far more than I ever wanted to know about Becks, Posh, Jordan and Peter Andre, why does he get both names mentioned BTW? evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1382 on: April 22, 2010, 09:35:41 AM »
Yup...... they were running 15 minutes late  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1383 on: April 22, 2010, 11:21:17 AM »
Yup...... they were running 15 minutes late  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1384 on: April 22, 2010, 12:55:46 PM »
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First thing today yet another hospital appointment ~ this time to have the implant checked. First appointment of the day at 0850. What's the betting they will be running late?


happy100

I have been doing a lot of this lately, no matter what time your appointment is they always run late what is even more annoying is that I have read several celebrity magazines and I now know far more than I ever wanted to know about Becks, Posh, Jordan and Peter Andre, why does he get both names mentioned BTW? evil:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1385 on: April 22, 2010, 01:05:41 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1386 on: April 22, 2010, 01:44:31 PM »
happy100
First thing today yet another hospital appointment ~ this time to have the implant checked. First appointment of the day at 0850. What's the betting they will be running late?


happy100

I have been doing a lot of this lately, no matter what time your appointment is they always run late what is even more annoying is that I have read several celebrity magazines and I now know far more than I ever wanted to know about Becks, Posh, Jordan and Peter Andre, why does he get both names mentioned BTW? evil:


Both of Jordan's get mentioned frequently    whistle:

You have obviously visiting far too many hair dressers salons of late, what is your excuse?  I hope that you have 'products' which make it all worthwhile.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1387 on: April 22, 2010, 02:10:22 PM »
happy100
First thing today yet another hospital appointment ~ this time to have the implant checked. First appointment of the day at 0850. What's the betting they will be running late?


happy100

I have been doing a lot of this lately, no matter what time your appointment is they always run late what is even more annoying is that I have read several celebrity magazines and I now know far more than I ever wanted to know about Becks, Posh, Jordan and Peter Andre, why does he get both names mentioned BTW? evil:


Both of Jordan's get mentioned frequently    whistle:

You have obviously visiting far too many hair dressers salons of late, what is your excuse?  I hope that you have 'products' which make it all worthwhile.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1388 on: April 22, 2010, 02:25:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1389 on: April 22, 2010, 06:28:21 PM »
Anyhoo... I was digging big 'oles in the garden all day...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1390 on: April 22, 2010, 06:55:51 PM »
Anyhoo... I was digging big 'oles in the garden all day...  evil:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1391 on: April 22, 2010, 06:56:59 PM »
Anyhoo... I was digging big 'oles in the garden all day...  evil:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1392 on: April 22, 2010, 06:58:26 PM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1393 on: April 22, 2010, 10:15:00 PM »
I am crawling home from the pub  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1394 on: April 22, 2010, 10:34:41 PM »
I am crawling home from the pub  redface:

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