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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1485 on: April 27, 2010, 09:12:24 PM »
Just been watching The History of Science on the telly... What's Out There?  There's appropriately a bright full moon which is looking stunning in the night sky.
I imagine Uncle M would be  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1486 on: April 28, 2010, 08:37:39 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 27, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
Just been watching The History of Science on the telly... What's Out There?  There's appropriately a bright full moon which is looking stunning in the night sky.
I imagine Uncle M would be  cloud9:

I see they just found that Russian lunar probe whotsit....

Russian lunar probe whotsit found
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1487 on: April 28, 2010, 08:59:13 AM »
My arm still hurts.

Is nearly as bad as when I broke my elbow.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1488 on: April 28, 2010, 03:00:44 PM »
septicaemia (blood poisoning), prolly, coupled with MRSA
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1489 on: April 28, 2010, 03:53:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1490 on: April 28, 2010, 04:19:52 PM »
It still bloody hurts!

Think my forearm is slightly swollen.
Might be glandular fever again. razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1491 on: April 28, 2010, 04:29:36 PM »
Next time: willy  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1492 on: April 28, 2010, 04:49:34 PM »
I am fed up with nurses saying "just a little prick"!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1493 on: April 28, 2010, 04:56:16 PM »
Quote from: tel on April 28, 2010, 04:49:34 PM
I am fed up with nurses saying "just a little prick"!

Have you tried Viagra like... or one of those vacuum things...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1494 on: April 28, 2010, 05:01:25 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 27, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
Just been watching The History of Science on the telly... What's Out There?  There's appropriately a bright full moon which is looking stunning in the night sky.
I imagine Uncle M would be  cloud9:

Oh yes.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1495 on: April 28, 2010, 05:03:35 PM »
Quote from: tel on April 28, 2010, 04:49:34 PM
I am fed up with nurses saying "just a little prick"!

I've noticed that they always say "just a scratch" Probably some NHS guideline.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1496 on: April 28, 2010, 06:20:36 PM »
I was with someone who had to have an infected nail drilled this week.  He was told 'you will just feel a pinch' as they plugged in the hot wire. noooo:  His response was appropriate.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1497 on: April 30, 2010, 07:04:23 AM »
Nottingham here I come  spider:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1498 on: April 30, 2010, 07:05:11 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1499 on: April 30, 2010, 07:13:46 AM »
Has LL kicked you out then?
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