The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Pastis]

Just been watching The History of Science on the telly... What's Out There?  There's appropriately a bright full moon which is looking stunning in the night sky.
I imagine Uncle M would be 

[Barman]

Just been watching The History of Science on the telly... What's Out There?  There's appropriately a bright full moon which is looking stunning in the night sky.
I imagine Uncle M would be 

I see they just found that Russian lunar probe whotsit....

Russian lunar probe whotsit found

[tel]

My arm still hurts.

Is nearly as bad as when I broke my elbow.

[Pirate]

septicaemia (blood poisoning), prolly, coupled with MRSA

[Nick]

 

[tel]

It still bloody hurts!

Think my forearm is slightly swollen.
Might be glandular fever again.

[Nick]

Next time: willy 

[tel]

I am fed up with nurses saying "just a little prick"!

[Barman]

I am fed up with nurses saying "just a little prick"!

Have you tried Viagra like... or one of those vacuum things...?

[Uncle Mort]

Just been watching The History of Science on the telly... What's Out There?  There's appropriately a bright full moon which is looking stunning in the night sky.
I imagine Uncle M would be 

Oh yes.

[Uncle Mort]

I am fed up with nurses saying "just a little prick"!

I've noticed that they always say "just a scratch" Probably some NHS guideline.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I was with someone who had to have an infected nail drilled this week.  He was told 'you will just feel a pinch' as they plugged in the hot wire.   His response was appropriate. 

[Nick]

Nottingham here I come 

[Barman]

Moving furniture... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Has LL kicked you out then?