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[tel]

Question for Miss D.

Most females at the gym (all age groups) don't bother with make-up.
Then you see one who has so much slap on, it must add on a couple of pounds when they get on the scales.
Why?

[The Moan Ranger]

Back from gym, breakfast devoured, first SB race over, now for F1.

Why is it so bloody cold? Not good weather for shorts.

That Aprilia is a bit quick, eh?!

Oh yes.

Did you see the poor guy who came off and couldn't find his bike?
It had gone over the fence. 

Johnny Rea - it was hilarious 

[Miss Demeanour]

Question for Miss D.

Most females at the gym (all age groups) don't bother with make-up.
Then you see one who has so much slap on, it must add on a couple of pounds when they get on the scales.
Why?

Most women if they are serious about going to the gym to have a proper work out will not wear make up as there is absolutely no feckin point. If you are going to work up a proper sweat if will all slip off anyway and in fact look much worse with patchy areas , runny mascara etc 

Those that come in with full war paint on are generally there 'on parade' and whilst sitting on a few machines and maybe even a gentle amble on a treadmill will ensure not a bead of sweat runs down their perfect faces.

They are either out to impress someone or in need of some attention

[tel]

Question for Miss D.

Most females at the gym (all age groups) don't bother with make-up.
Then you see one who has so much slap on, it must add on a couple of pounds when they get on the scales.
Why?

Most women if they are serious about going to the gym to have a proper work out will not wear make up as there is absolutely no feckin point. If you are going to work up a proper sweat if will all slip off anyway and in fact look much worse with patchy areas , runny mascara etc 

Those that come in with full war paint on are generally there 'on parade' and whilst sitting on a few machines and maybe even a gentle amble on a treadmill will ensure not a bead of sweat runs down their perfect faces.

They are either out to impress someone or in need of some attention

That's what I thought.

Although some of them could be like my sister, who won't venture out of the house without her warpaint.

[Nick]

Question for Miss D.

Most females at the gym (all age groups) don't bother with make-up.
Then you see one who has so much slap on, it must add on a couple of pounds when they get on the scales.
Why?

Most women if they are serious about going to the gym to have a proper work out will not wear make up as there is absolutely no feckin point. If you are going to work up a proper sweat if will all slip off anyway and in fact look much worse with patchy areas , runny mascara etc 

Those that come in with full war paint on are generally there 'on parade' and whilst sitting on a few machines and maybe even a gentle amble on a treadmill will ensure not a bead of sweat runs down their perfect faces.

They are either out to impress someone or in need of some attention

= PT likes sweaty wimmin 

[Miss Demeanour]

That is slightly different though and much more common.

I have a friend who insists on waking up half an hour earlier than her BF so she can go and put some slap on before he sees her properly first thing in the morning  

[Miss Demeanour]

= PT likes sweaty wimmin 

Sweat is gratifying......at least you know you are working bloody hard.

2 stone lost since January 

[tel]

= PT likes sweaty wimmin 

Sweat is gratifying......at least you know you are working bloody hard.

2 stone lost since January 

Another woman vanishes!

[Miss Demeanour]

Hardly ...there is still plenty of me to go around 

[Nick]

Where has this 2 stone gone from? 

[tel]

That is slightly different though and much more common.

I have a friend who insists on waking up half an hour earlier than her BF so she can go and put some slap on before he sees her properly first thing in the morning  

Mrs Tel and the ex have/had no problems going out without make-up.

I'm not sure I could cope with a female who didn't want to be seen face-naked.

[tel]

Where has this 2 stone gone from? 

It's not where it's gone, but where it's gone to!
Someone else must have it now. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Where has this 2 stone gone from? 

I've recalibrated the scales more favourably ....

[Nick]

Where has this 2 stone gone from? 

It's not where it's gone, but where it's gone to!
Someone else must have it now. 

Local chippy 

[tel]

Wench -4
Miss D -2

That's nearly another person!