The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Indeed.....I am going to live in Africa one day . They will appreciate me much more there 

[Nick]

I used to look at the National Geographic for that sort of thing 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Rykas caf?, Box Hill, and the sun's glorious

You must have the 1/2lb farm burger. It's compulsory!

Cheese jacket   I'm trying to behave myself. Miss D and Wenchy put me to shame with their weight loss regimes

You are a bloke and therefore have the privilege of not being judged by your appearance, are able to eat substantially more grub than us and don't care if your bum looks big in anything

Says Ms Bigbottom 

Would you like to tell us about this death wish that you have Nick?

[Barman]

I used to look at the National Geographic for that sort of thing 

I thought that was bare breasts, not big bums...? 

[Snoopy]

One tended to go with the other.  I remember Nat Geographic at the dentist and programmes made by Armand and Michaela Denis ~ the only time one saw a naked person in those days ~ and they were always "Natives"

One grew up believing "Natives" were automatically bleck.

[Pastis]

Unless of course one subscribed to this:

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Rykas caf?, Box Hill, and the sun's glorious

You must have the 1/2lb farm burger. It's compulsory!

Cheese jacket   I'm trying to behave myself. Miss D and Wenchy put me to shame with their weight loss regimes

Cheese ? behave?

[Pirate]

Is all cheese fattening?  No. There are many cheeses with lower fat contents, e.g. Brie has a fat content 1/3 less than cheddar and fromage frais is 1/3 less than Brie. Unfortunately, because cheese is known to be high in fat, it tends to be one of the first things we cut out or cut down on, yet many people find that there is little change in their weight. Why? Because cheese rarely accounts for more than a small percentage of the actual fat eaten in a person's diet.

Instead look for the hidden fats in your diet - bread, muesli, crisps, chips, pastries and biscuits.

[Barman]

Brie... 

[Pirate]

with bacon...and cranberry

[Barman]

with bacon...and cranberry

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Instead look for the hidden fats in your diet - bread, muesli, crisps, chips, pastries and biscuits.

You're a real party pooper aren't ya 

Take all those away and what is there left to eat ?   

[Pirate]

I had 5 4 sausage rolls today   

[Tipsy Gipsy]

You can eat what you like, depends if you want to lose weight or not. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I had 5 4 sausage rolls today   

54! You are Mr Creosote and I claim my ?5.00