And I seem to be in Devon ( I texted Growler specially like )
Not that you are now actually being deliberately beligerant now of course, knowing full well that I'm fedup to the back teeth of listening to and reading your inane ramblings of imagination.
Unfortunately I'm going to have to consider getting a new 'phone and number after 15 years to stop you texting and ringing me.
You might think it's hilarious, and others may do so like wise too, but I'm personally finding it all very wearing and tiresome tbh.