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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1785 on: May 21, 2010, 07:26:31 AM »


"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1786 on: May 21, 2010, 07:36:08 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 20, 2010, 04:54:30 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 20, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
ahem...Lambrettas actually...

Twas a general comment.

I had 2 Lambrettas.




Isn't that a bit like admitting you once had two Lambrinies.

Anyway blokes in lycra is not always a good thing IMHO....





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1787 on: May 21, 2010, 08:17:13 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on May 20, 2010, 08:49:07 PM
In Worcestershire, I was rowing on the river, a beautiful evening.  cloud9:
Are you in training for something?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1788 on: May 21, 2010, 10:36:01 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 21, 2010, 07:26:31 AM


"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Harry Carpenter

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1789 on: May 21, 2010, 12:19:15 PM »
Today I have mostly been in horse pickle....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1790 on: May 21, 2010, 12:28:06 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1791 on: May 21, 2010, 12:34:05 PM »
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1792 on: May 21, 2010, 02:19:48 PM »
LL had a fall this morning at 1am and was ambulanced into the horsepickle... 

I have been there most of the day...

She is fine, bruised but nothing broken....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1793 on: May 21, 2010, 02:21:54 PM »
Pissed again!?  eeek:

DOes that hospital do Loyalty Cards?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1794 on: May 21, 2010, 02:25:23 PM »
I am emailing her the links for the domestic violence refuges in Cyprus
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1795 on: May 21, 2010, 02:26:10 PM »
Botty bruises I spect  noooo:

Now it's BM hand and foot waiting time again. She clearly has a plan  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1796 on: May 21, 2010, 02:28:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2010, 02:26:10 PM


Now it's BM hand and foot waiting time again. She clearly has a plan  eveilgrin:

Poor me eh...?  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1797 on: May 21, 2010, 02:32:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1798 on: May 21, 2010, 02:56:07 PM »
The only falling I've ever done at 1:00am is falling fast asleep  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1799 on: May 21, 2010, 02:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 21, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
The only falling I've ever done at 1:00am is falling fast asleep  redface:

I was asleep...

...which is why she was trying to catch the spider...  redface:
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