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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1800 on: May 21, 2010, 02:59:38 PM »
The only falling I've ever done at 1:00am is falling fast asleep  redface:

I was asleep...

...which is why she was trying to catch the spider...  redface:

Did it put up a fight or did LL sit on it from a great height?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1801 on: May 21, 2010, 03:00:17 PM »
Or trying to escape  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1802 on: May 21, 2010, 03:00:58 PM »
The only falling I've ever done at 1:00am is falling fast asleep  redface:

I was asleep...

...which is why she was trying to catch the spider...  redface:

Did it put up a fight or did LL sit on it from a great height?

i think she gave it a right-hander with the fly swat whereupon she lost her balance...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1803 on: May 21, 2010, 03:02:31 PM »
Is catch the spider a game like peeling the tomato and hiding the salamirubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1804 on: May 21, 2010, 03:03:17 PM »
The only falling I've ever done at 1:00am is falling fast asleep  redface:

I was asleep...

...which is why she was trying to catch the spider...  redface:

Did it put up a fight or did LL sit on it from a great height?

i think she gave it a right-hander with the fly swat whereupon she lost her balance...  noooo:
So it's your fault  point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1805 on: May 21, 2010, 03:04:39 PM »
Is catch the spider a game like peeling the tomato and hiding the salamirubschin:

Unfortunately not...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1806 on: May 21, 2010, 03:05:06 PM »
Is catch the spider a game like peeling the tomato and hiding the salamirubschin:

Not to mention giving it a right hander  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1807 on: May 21, 2010, 03:05:24 PM »
The only falling I've ever done at 1:00am is falling fast asleep  redface:

I was asleep...

...which is why she was trying to catch the spider...  redface:

Did it put up a fight or did LL sit on it from a great height?

i think she gave it a right-hander with the fly swat whereupon she lost her balance...  noooo:
So it's your fault  point: point: point: point: point: point:

Lets just say you're not the first to point that out...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1808 on: May 21, 2010, 05:26:44 PM »
The Fire Brigade have just been  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Neighbour ( one throwing all stuff out the window the other night came round to ask if she could borrow phone  shrugs: ) ...then she proceeded to ring 999 and caleld the Fire Brigade  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Should I start packing my things now  scared2:

No, she rang them because her washing machine was smoking and she wanted advice ( it obviously didn't know it could kill it ...perhaps cos it couldn't read the info on the packets  lol: )

Anyways she put down the phone and left ( I don't really like her very much so just left her to it ...she seemed quite calm )

Bout 5 minutes later big red engine was outside my door full of lovely jubbly fireman. Had to say it wasn't for me but pointed them in the right direction  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1809 on: May 21, 2010, 05:29:44 PM »
The Fire Brigade have just been  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Neighbour ( one throwing all stuff out the window the other night came round to ask if she could borrow phone  shrugs: ) ...then she proceeded to ring 999 and caleld the Fire Brigade  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Should I start packing my things now  scared2:

No, she rang them because her washing machine was smoking and she wanted advice ( it obviously didn't know it could kill it ...perhaps cos it couldn't read the info on the packets  lol: )

Anyways she put down the phone and left ( I don't really liek her very much so just left her to it ...she seemed quite calm )

Bout 5 minutes later big red engine was outside my door full of lovely jubbly fireman. Had to say it wasn't for me but pointed them in the right direction  Banghead

Silly girl - you should have welcomed them in... not ginger ones obviously....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1810 on: May 21, 2010, 05:30:28 PM »
My sap is rising  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1811 on: May 21, 2010, 05:33:54 PM »
My sap is rising  lol:

Put a tea towel in the microwave before they drive off....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1812 on: May 21, 2010, 06:24:33 PM »
My sap is rising  lol:

Blimey! A whole fireteam and you point them elsewhere!  razz:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1813 on: May 21, 2010, 06:28:09 PM »
It's my community spirit I'll have you know  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1814 on: May 21, 2010, 07:04:12 PM »
In Worcestershire, I was rowing on the river, a beautiful evening.  cloud9:
Are you in training for something?  rubschin:

No, just keeping busy.
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