The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Thank you Nick it's not my idea of fun but  it is a duty thing and it I will do it, hopefully with grace.

Grace... lovely name.... 

[Nick]

BM is still very quiet 

[Barman]

BM is still very quiet 

Piss off you numpty! 

[Nick]

Perhaps Kafenes could be asked to pop round to see if he's OK    I feel a PM coming on

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

I have PMd 

[Uncle Mort]

I hear a faint banging noise. Perhaps he's trying to contact us from beyond?


BM ~ one knock for yes, two for no.

[Snoopy]

Let's all join hands and summon him.

[Barman]

Bastards! 

[Nick]

Let's all join hands and summon him.

He is not coming through

[Barman]

I give up... 

[Snoopy]

Let's all join hands and summon him.

He is not coming through

Prolly 'cos he knows it's his round.

[Miss Demeanour]

We have spent ages sorting out a pub for this afternoon ...has now be done 

[Snoopy]

We have spent ages sorting out a pub for this afternoon ...has now be done 

I thought you said you had to be in werk because all the men would be off watching the footy .... so how come you are sorting out a pub for the afternoon?

You can tell me to mind my own business and no offence would be taken but I am intrigued.

[tel]

True.