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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2490 on: June 27, 2010, 06:47:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2491 on: June 27, 2010, 07:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 27, 2010, 05:29:42 PM
Sorry Miss  redface:

But surely you can never have too much sweetness in life  rubschin:

Quite right too

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2492 on: June 27, 2010, 09:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 27, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
From the comfort of my house I am watching Glastonbury... Guns and Roses.  Will administer cream tea to child as I have just heard the latest football score.  Ouch.  surrender:

Proper Guns and Roses or Axl and his tribute band?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2493 on: June 28, 2010, 10:31:50 PM »
Sheffield today.  Top down on the motorway. eyes:  Slightly sunburnt. redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2494 on: June 28, 2010, 10:46:37 PM »
Second day of my first aid refresher course out of the way. Just the one day left and I dread to think what stories the instructor has left for us.  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2495 on: June 29, 2010, 08:09:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 28, 2010, 10:31:50 PM
  Top down on the motorway.

You or the car?  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2496 on: June 29, 2010, 08:34:54 AM »
I once did both. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2497 on: June 29, 2010, 10:29:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2010, 08:22:04 AM


Today I shall be attending a pre-admission appointment at Liverpool Heart and Chest Hospital. This is in preparation for next Monday when I shall be admitted as an inpatient.


Now that's something to look forward to.

I wonder how the rewiring's going?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2498 on: June 29, 2010, 10:49:48 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2010, 08:22:04 AM


Today I shall be attending a pre-admission appointment at Liverpool Heart and Chest Hospital. This is in preparation for next Monday when I shall be admitted as an inpatient.


Now that's something to look forward to.

I wonder how the rewiring's going?

I wonder of they have to wait for a thunderstorm to switch him back on...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2499 on: June 29, 2010, 11:06:24 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2010, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 16, 2010, 05:58:49 PM
Don't worry dear, Sydney the city  ;).  I was merely speculating after the word association of time and lord  whistle:

The Danish word 'lord' (lort) means 'shite'

Not a lot of people know that (except Danes of course).

So does that mean that 'Lordy' the Danish Group that won the Eurovision a couple of years back were actually called shitty in their own language ?

Sorry just come across this thread

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2500 on: June 29, 2010, 11:07:41 AM »
 
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2010, 10:49:48 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2010, 08:22:04 AM


Today I shall be attending a pre-admission appointment at Liverpool Heart and Chest Hospital. This is in preparation for next Monday when I shall be admitted as an inpatient.


Now that's something to look forward to.

I wonder how the rewiring's going?

I wonder of they have to wait for a thunderstorm to switch him back on...?  rubschin:

rubschin:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2501 on: June 29, 2010, 12:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2010, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2010, 10:49:48 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2010, 08:22:04 AM


Today I shall be attending a pre-admission appointment at Liverpool Heart and Chest Hospital. This is in preparation for next Monday when I shall be admitted as an inpatient.


Now that's something to look forward to.

I wonder how the rewiring's going?

I wonder of they have to wait for a thunderstorm to switch him back on...?  rubschin:

rubschin:





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2502 on: June 29, 2010, 12:41:08 PM »
SHould I call him or shall we just have a seance?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2503 on: June 29, 2010, 12:44:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2010, 12:41:08 PM
SHould I call him or shall we just have a seance?  rubschin:

If you call his mobby it might set off his new pacemaker like...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2504 on: June 29, 2010, 12:52:16 PM »
Would that be good? Perhaps they are recharging him  rubschin:

Or gone out for some Lithium batteries.
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