The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I have an appointment at the bank 

[Snoopy]

No doubt with some gormless adviser who is (partially) trained on their products only.

Top Tip: Take the blood pressure pills BEFORE you see them.

[Miss Demeanour]

I have an appointment at the bank 

Oooh I hate those 

it's when you go in and speak to the information desk about something and then they look on their puter screens and say " have you got time to speak to one of our advisors ? "

Run , run for your life 

[Snoopy]

Their only interest is in selling insurance ~ learn to say no.

[Miss Demeanour]

I can say No Snoops ...in fact quite often 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Market day today.

[Snoopy]

I can say No Snoops ...in fact quite often 

But is that No as in Maybe, maybeeeeeee, maaaayyyybeeeeeee, oh alright then? 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Only if the question is " do you want another drink ?" 

[Miss Demeanour]

Market day today.

What are you selling Miss C? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  Not my body that's for sure, it will just have to be lime pickle, lemon curd and mint sauce.

[Just One More]

Working from home for a while then off to the dental hygienist for her to scrape metal down my teeth. I get the shivers if I happen to touch my teeth with a knife or fork, so I'm not exactly looking forward to it

[Nick]

Fooking stoopid banks. "Yes, Mr Nick, in principle we are happy to lend you £78000. Only problem is that the computer has no option for your occupation."

Me: Well I've been doing it for 13 years

Them: Yes, but the computer says no such occupation exists
 

[Snoopy]

Then type in "Other" because it does have that option.

[Nick]

It didn't have that option 

[Snoopy]

Well ~ No doubt between you you managed to come up with a suitable description that would satisfy the computer.

Not beyond the whit of a man of your calibre to change his job title/description a little I am sure