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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2625 on: July 07, 2010, 07:20:04 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2626 on: July 07, 2010, 09:34:27 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 07, 2010, 06:51:04 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on July 07, 2010, 05:54:36 PM
Ah well, at least the parents and children will now be in the same location for the same week.   redface:

You say that like it's a good thing  confused:

... and luggage in a different place

 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2627 on: July 08, 2010, 09:32:21 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 07, 2010, 05:02:32 PM
Quote from: tel on July 07, 2010, 03:08:16 PM
... 6.5 miles walked according to my mobile phone pedometer.

Serious question, how does that work?

They work on a "jolt" basis usually.

Not perfect as some non-walking movements can be interpreted as walking.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2628 on: July 08, 2010, 09:40:27 AM »
Quote from: tel on July 08, 2010, 09:32:21 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 07, 2010, 05:02:32 PM
Quote from: tel on July 07, 2010, 03:08:16 PM
... 6.5 miles walked according to my mobile phone pedometer.

Serious question, how does that work?

They work on a "jolt" basis usually.

Not perfect as some non-walking movements can be interpreted as walking.  whistle:

Only if you make "jolting" movements with your clothes on  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2629 on: July 08, 2010, 09:48:26 AM »
Depends where you keep your mobile.

Time to feed the dog and mow the grass.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2630 on: July 08, 2010, 09:53:06 AM »
Make sure you get those tasks the right way round
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2631 on: July 08, 2010, 11:05:45 AM »
The kind of day I'm having, anything could happen.

Just picked up a prescription and some shopping for my elderly neighbour (about 80) - she answered the door in her undies!
Maybe she thought I was the doctor who's supposed to be calling.

Also now have a voicemail and it won't accept any PIN I enter.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2632 on: July 08, 2010, 01:00:21 PM »
I have been looking more and more like an unkempt Labrador during the last two months.  I hate going to the poodle parlour, boring and full of Sharon, Tracy's and Kyle's slathering on 'products'.  On me not them I hasten to add.

Today I succumbed I can now see which is the up side the down side being I have just wasted two hours of my life which I will never see again. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2633 on: July 08, 2010, 01:03:51 PM »
2 hours  eeek: Do you have Neanderthal ancestry?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2634 on: July 08, 2010, 01:04:56 PM »
I usually take my seat and when they say "And what can I do for you today?" I reply "A trim without conversation please"  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2635 on: July 08, 2010, 03:15:46 PM »
Years ago, a guy I knew had the skin/pelt of his alsatian dog on the floor, preferred it to a sheepskin rug.

Hmm, Nick could be a sales opportunity here.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2636 on: July 08, 2010, 03:42:54 PM »
You want to skin Nick? eeek:  Not sure we want to see him nakidder than nakid. noooo:

Nick an hour to get there and back then an hour in there.  Wash hair x 2 conditioner with head massage. Tracy does not understand 'no thanks'. Banghead  Products, Wayne mincing about a bit and tutting, cut, blow dry, bit more cutting, Wayne self congratulating himself on job well done.  Escape. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2637 on: July 08, 2010, 03:44:39 PM »
What is it about gays and hairdressing?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2638 on: July 08, 2010, 03:47:56 PM »
Wonder how much they fleeced you for that Miss C?  ;)

I was thinking of having a hamam and a rub down in the local Turkish soon, just as a treat, like  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2639 on: July 08, 2010, 03:48:25 PM »
Do you like it though Miss C ????
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