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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2715 on: July 19, 2010, 10:37:06 AM »
I am mainly interviewing morons  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2716 on: July 19, 2010, 10:38:37 AM »
I have been to a Health and Safety meeting for 2 hours on a Monday morning  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2717 on: July 19, 2010, 10:43:19 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2010, 10:38:37 AM
I have been to a Health and Safety meeting for 2 hours on a Monday morning  noooo:

Oh how we envy your giddy social whirl. point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2718 on: July 19, 2010, 10:47:15 AM »
I know...I should just club myself to death and save anyone else the bother  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2719 on: July 19, 2010, 11:04:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2010, 10:47:15 AM
I know...I should just club myself to death and save anyone else the bother  noooo:

You young people and your clubbing.  noooo:

Where do you get the energy?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2720 on: July 19, 2010, 11:25:43 AM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

Oh Darwin you have just cheered me up, thank you.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2721 on: July 19, 2010, 12:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2010, 10:38:37 AM
I have been to a Health and Safety meeting for 2 hours on a Monday morning  noooo:

We must be due one of those.  ::)

Halfway through I'm usually thinking of faking a heart attack.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2722 on: July 19, 2010, 01:04:51 PM »



My implanted defib went off during one ~ the panic was incredible. It took the junior receptionist to grab a phone and dial 999 to resolve the matter. I suspect that, had she not, they would have held another meeting to decide what to do. Shortly after that they "retired" me.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2723 on: July 19, 2010, 04:30:10 PM »
I just went for a stroll down to the shops, pick up some dry cleaning and one or two other things ...



Things haven't changed that much in 250 years  noooo:

I wanted some dried coconut so nipped into Morrisons. Rather than search I thought I'd ask:
"D'you have dried coconut?"
"Decaffeinated?"
 eeek: eeek:  That's a new one on me I thought.
I follow Man Mountain on his instruction ~ well, he's built like Frank Bruno with the same colouring. We find it on the shelf...
"Ah, dessicated coconut!" I say.
"Uh, yes. i was thinkin' of that but the wrong word came out!" He laughed like Frank as well  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2724 on: July 19, 2010, 05:02:12 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2725 on: July 19, 2010, 05:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 19, 2010, 04:30:10 PM
I just went for a stroll down to the shops, pick up some dry cleaning and one or two other things ...



Things haven't changed that much in 250 years  noooo:

I wanted some dried coconut so nipped into Morrisons. Rather than search I thought I'd ask:
"D'you have dried coconut?"
"Decaffeinated?"
 eeek: eeek:  That's a new one on me I thought.
I follow Man Mountain on his instruction ~ well, he's built like Frank Bruno with the same colouring. We find it on the shelf...
"Ah, dessicated coconut!" I say.
"Uh, yes. i was thinkin' of that but the wrong word came out!" He laughed like Frank as well  scared2:



Uhh Ohh you are in a parallell universe, trust me on this. eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2726 on: July 19, 2010, 05:05:51 PM »
 eeek:

Am I being charged extra and can I get off at the next stop?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2727 on: July 19, 2010, 05:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 19, 2010, 05:05:51 PM
eeek:

Am I being charged extra and can I get off at the next stop?


You're in for the ride ~ like the rest of us

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2728 on: July 19, 2010, 08:34:46 PM »
Anywho, today I am back in Leice Aberdeen. But I have spent the last two days in Warwickshire. Sunday in Kenilworth which was quite pleasant. Most of today on Warwick university campus leering at young wimmin.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2729 on: July 20, 2010, 12:22:45 PM »
Currently in The George in Croydon watching weirdy-beardies try different ales during the "Ale and cider festival".

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