The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

YOu want a holiday from your holiday? 

Wimmin 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have now arrived in Mallorca, hotel, food provided, pools, people, heat, sand .... and I am supposed to enjoy this.        Am thinking wistfully of gettiing home and booking a ferry - car, tent ..... heaven.  Ungrateful soul arn't I... oh no I paid. 

Have you eaten too many banana's ???   

[Just One More]

I have now arrived in Mallorca, hotel, food provided, pools, people, heat, sand .... and I am supposed to enjoy this.        Am thinking wistfully of gettiing home and booking a ferry - car, tent ..... heaven.  Ungrateful soul arn't I... oh no I paid.  

Lettuce - withdrawal symptoms

ENJOY IT

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Now you mention it I haven't had any lettuce for a couple of days now.  Will see if it helps, trouble is it looks luminous and slightly off putting.   Off to the pool now.

[Nick]

Any chance of some bikini pics?




(for my neighbour, like)

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am off for some retail therapy, insofar as I am in a foul mood and there is no colapso in the place.  Asda here I come.

[tel]

Went to gym, now I'm aching.

[Miss Demeanour]

I went too gym early this morning.... cos I knew I would be eating a mahoosive lunch tho 

[Nick]

SHouldn't you be on yer way, like?

[Miss Demeanour]

I am waiting at the train station for BM and LL like. Train appears to be on time and I haven't had any frantic calls so I'm presuming all is ok. The sun has even come out 

[Nick]

I bet they are lost 

[Miss Demeanour]

And BM won't phone cos then he would have to admit it 

[Snoopy]

Good plan Miss D. When they get there you girls go off to the bog together and leave BM on the platform. He will soon get bored and wander off ~ he has previous form for that sort of behaviour.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Do you think they're there yet?

[Nick]

COmatose, for sure