The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Nothing too heavy Tel ...that would take up valuable luggage allowance  

Ah, you'll be using those inflatable ones then.

Well I would hope to use the equipment the hotel will provide to help with my cardio exercises 

[Barman]

Nothing too heavy Tel ...that would take up valuable luggage allowance  

Ah, you'll be using those inflatable ones then.

Well I would hope to use the equipment the hotel will provide to help with my cardio exercises 

[Pastis]

I also happily avoided this today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-10831073

Were you there practising MissD? For yer 'oliday, like? 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Bit too local for me tho  ...might have been seen and everyfink 

[Pastis]

I went to it a couple of years ago    Heaving with South Americans and side stall vats of simmering oil offering very questionable food 

[Miss Demeanour]

Heaving with South Americans you say 

What time does it finish ?

[Pastis]

Heaving with South Americans you say 

What time does it finish ?

You could prolly still get in with a late ticket 

[GROWLER]

Nodded off watching the grand pricks, woke up and felt like e total bag of shite.
Went and 'ad another kip in me pit, woke up, and still feel like a total bag o' shite.

Washed me van, tea for the sprogs is on, trip up 'me 'ill has been put off, basically cus I still feel like a bag o' shite/

I suspect the little incident with me watch yesterday morning has summat to do with all this, raging plant pot that I am.

[Pastis]

Nodded off watching the grand pricks, woke up and felt like e total bag of shite.
Went and 'ad another kip in me pit, woke up, and still feel like a total bag o' shite.

Washed me van, tea for the sprogs is on, trip up 'me 'ill has been put off, basically cus I still feel like a bag o' shite/

I suspect the little incident with me watch yesterday morning has summat to do with all this, raging plant pot that I am.

Here, I've saved you the special bit that had me 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8875352.stm

[GROWLER]

Nodded off watching the grand pricks, woke up and felt like e total bag of shite.
Went and 'ad another kip in me pit, woke up, and still feel like a total bag o' shite.

Washed me van, tea for the sprogs is on, trip up 'me 'ill has been put off, basically cus I still feel like a bag o' shite/

I suspect the little incident with me watch yesterday morning has summat to do with all this, raging plant pot that I am.

Here, I've saved you the special bit that had me 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8875352.stm

I actually saw that bit inbetween snores.

The man is an utter utter cock, and that from a Shuey fan too.
Could easily have turned into a monster smash that, bloody idiot.

[Uncle Mort]

He should be banned from taking part in any more races. He's just a menace.

The pitstop chaos livened up the race.   

[tel]

Nothing too heavy Tel ...that would take up valuable luggage allowance  

Ah, you'll be using those inflatable ones then.

Well I would hope to use the equipment the hotel will provide to help with my cardio exercises 

10 flights of stairs?

[Barman]

Nothing too heavy Tel ...that would take up valuable luggage allowance  

Ah, you'll be using those inflatable ones then.

Well I would hope to use the equipment the hotel will provide to help with my cardio exercises 

10 flights of stairs?

And a broken lift! 

[Miss Demeanour]

Just you wait and see.....

If I remember rightly you all mocked me when I joined the gym in January ...won't last you said...waste of money you said etc etc etc ...carry on .

Your mockery is my inspiration 

[tel]

Just you wait and see.....

If I remember rightly you all mocked me when I joined the gym in January ...won't last you said...waste of money you said etc etc etc ...carry on .

Your mockery is my inspiration  

I thought you only joined for the showers?