The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Grumpmeister]

How long before the cast comes off?

[Snoopy]

Today I have to face the joys of Manchester Airport to collect Lil Bruv.

Have to be there in a hour so better get going I s'pose. If I get there early it costs an arm and a leg to park and his plane will be late. If I get there late he will arrive early and panic as he will try to phone my mobile and it will be on voicemail. I have explained to him many times that I will not answer if I am driving.

'Ello ~ DHL at the door.

[Barman]

Today I have to face the joys of Manchester Airport to collect Lil Bruv.

Have to be there in a hour so better get going I s'pose. If I get there early it costs an arm and a leg to park and his plane will be late. If I get there late he will arrive early and panic as he will try to phone my mobile and it will be on voicemail. I have explained to him many times that I will not answer if I am driving.

'Ello ~ DHL at the door.

You should get a hands-free thing like Growler like.... 

[tel]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

[Barman]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

Patent leather prolly.... 

[Snoopy]

Today I have to face the joys of Manchester Airport to collect Lil Bruv.

Have to be there in a hour so better get going I s'pose. If I get there early it costs an arm and a leg to park and his plane will be late. If I get there late he will arrive early and panic as he will try to phone my mobile and it will be on voicemail. I have explained to him many times that I will not answer if I am driving.

'Ello ~ DHL at the door.

You should get a hands-free thing like Growler like.... 

  I have one but I don't like using it. Distracts me and frankly nothing can be so urgent that it needs me to plough into the back of a bus on the Ringway. Let the buggers wait ~ or write me a letter I say.

[Snoopy]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

Patent leather prolly.... 

Vinyl?

[Barman]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

Patent leather prolly.... 

Vinyl?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I have to face the joys of Manchester Airport to collect Lil Bruv.

Have to be there in a hour so better get going I s'pose. If I get there early it costs an arm and a leg to park and his plane will be late. If I get there late he will arrive early and panic as he will try to phone my mobile and it will be on voicemail. I have explained to him many times that I will not answer if I am driving.

'Ello ~ DHL at the door.

You should get a hands-free thing like Growler like.... 

That's all well and good BM but it would be a bugger trying to get Growler to stick to the windscreen.

[Barman]

Today I have to face the joys of Manchester Airport to collect Lil Bruv.

Have to be there in a hour so better get going I s'pose. If I get there early it costs an arm and a leg to park and his plane will be late. If I get there late he will arrive early and panic as he will try to phone my mobile and it will be on voicemail. I have explained to him many times that I will not answer if I am driving.

'Ello ~ DHL at the door.

You should get a hands-free thing like Growler like.... 

That's all well and good BM but it would be a bugger trying to get Growler to stick to the windscreen.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

No ...but a shinish, soft textured material...hard to explain

[Uncle Mort]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

No ...but a shinish, soft textured material...hard to explain

I guess you need to get a 'feel' for it. 

[tel]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

No ...but a shinish, soft textured material...hard to explain

Bin bag?

[Barman]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

No ...but a shinish, soft textured material...hard to explain

We need pictures like... 

[Darwins Selection]

Whilst talking to another member of the team this morning a bloke from another dept walked past. He stopped  and said he liked the dress I was wearing , then asked what material it was . " Is it suede " he said and then stroked the dress     


It is not suede by the way 

Faux?

No ...but a shinish, soft textured material...hard to explain

Teflon in your case I expect.