The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

I was really fed up with some of my team yesterday and their mithering over the smallest of bloody problems that they had been whinging about all feckin day.  So I went and got a replacement , sorted it out and sent an email confimring what should happen in future.

There then proceeded a couple of further conversations about the same bloody issue ...they were still mithering    ....so I went up and said I will become the Dominatrix of Retribution unless they just got on with the day job .

The name has now stuck 

Thank heck I am going on holiday 

[Snoopy]

Your office sounds like something out of a Dilbert Cartoon ~ are you the pointy haired boss? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Fair to say they are acting like bloody children in the playground at the moment 

Not sure I could give myself that much time in the morning to get my hair looking like that though 

[GROWLER]

Boring I know, but 'me 'ill'    is calling me.

Some of the sheeps are starting to get to know me, and don't do a runner into the undergrowth anymore.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Enjoy!  Was going on my bike to unwind but the weather fairy is sending every type it has in stock:  blue skies, storm clouds, wind.... so am going to finish the holiday ironing instead.   

[Miss Demeanour]

Was going to go to the gym and run off my bad frame of mind but decided a bath and a bit of tranquillity was the better option 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Was going to go to the gym and run off my bad frame of mind but decided a bath and a bit of tranquillity was the better option 

Have a relaxing time Miss D.  I can have a hot shower at home again if I like because although I am £200 lighter the boiler is now working again.  A fan had broken apparently, if you can believe it? 

[Miss Demeanour]

You got your boiler resolved quickly  .... result 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Packing stuff up and have just found this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOIy4Kb9M4&feature=related

[Nick]

You got your boiler resolved quickly  .... result 

How is your washing machine? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have a new one remember ...and you are not going to throw a brick into it  

Just have my mobile phone being fixed  

Prolly need to get a new pc soon as this is on its last legs  

A new bed for The Brat who has broken hers  

New stair carpet to get rid of the iron burns ( courtesy of The Brat )  

and the list goes on  

[Nick]

Sell the Brat.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

You got your boiler resolved quickly  .... result 

How is your washing machine? 

He was still breathing last time I looked. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I fear there may be a very limited market , if any at all, for that level of aggro  

[Nick]

The Taleban are recruiting. DOes she have her own backpack?