The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Well Randall and Hopkirk has finished so I had better get dressed.   

[Barman]

Well Randall and Hopkirk has finished so I had better get dressed.   

 

[Just One More]

Well Randall and Hopkirk has finished so I had better get dressed.   

Just woke up from the 70's? ..... Marty? Marty?

[Barman]

Well Randall and Hopkirk has finished so I had better get dressed.   

Just woke up from the 70's? ..... Marty? Marty?

 

[Darwins Selection]

Well Randall and Hopkirk has finished so I had better get dressed.   

Just woke up from the 70's? ..... Marty? Marty?

[Snoopy]

Have returned home from work and am discussing funeral arrangements, my uncle has died. 

Sorry to hear that ~ always a sad time. Aim to give him the sort of send off he would have wanted.

[Nick]

He worked in a circus. Do they do clown car hearses?

[Snoopy]

Hope so ~ we don't want to have the expense of sending you down the Trent in a burning Longship.

[Nick]

 

A schoolfriend of mine died of cancer a few years back. She was 40. SHe had some time to plan her own funeral. One of her stipulations was that the hearse had to arrive at the crematorium breaking the speed limit. I have never before seen a Rolls ROyce hearse with smoke coming from its tyres as it skidded to a halt. 

[Darwins Selection]

A schoolfriend of mine died of cancer a few years back. She was 40. SHe had some time to plan her own funeral. One of her stipulations was that the hearse had to arrive at the crematorium breaking the speed limit. I have never before seen a Rolls ROyce hearse with smoke coming from its tyres as it skidded to a halt. 

Sounds like a VP kind of girl. 

[Snoopy]

Darwin could be interred in one of his own fields ~ then come ploughing time we can all go and watch the old sod being turned over.

[Darwins Selection]

Darwin could be interred in one of his own fields ~ then come ploughing time we can all go and watch the old sod being turned over.

[Just One More]

A schoolfriend of mine died of cancer a few years back. She was 40. SHe had some time to plan her own funeral. One of her stipulations was that the hearse had to arrive at the crematorium breaking the speed limit. I have never before seen a Rolls ROyce hearse with smoke coming from its tyres as it skidded to a halt. 

Fantastic 

[Nick]

Rather spookily, she also organised her own wake in a pub in Nottingham. Rock band, free bar and food. She appeared on video and told us to get ourselves legless!!

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Have returned home from work and am discussing funeral arrangements, my uncle has died. 

Sorry to hear that ~ always a sad time. Aim to give him the sort of send off he would have wanted.

Trouble is, he was the one I used to sit by at the bun feast afterwards and exchange anarchic tales about the person who had died.  Won't seem right some how.        Perhaps Marty can translate... like?