The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

From what Snoopy says I sense she is blaming everyone but herself 

[Snoopy]

She is now in the kitchen telling her sympathetic mother what a miserable sod I am and how it is soooooooo unfair that I expect better of her.

My hands, meanwhile, are being washed of the whole matter. I refuse to discuss anything to do with her schooling, her choice of subjects or her wish to go to uni .... which, on current showing, she hasn't a dog's chance of getting into.

I think we will leave it there for now ~ before I slap her silly face for her.

[Snoopy]

From what Snoopy says I sense she is blaming everyone but herself 

[Nick]

That bad, eh?

[Snoopy]

A collection of B's in AS level, a C in A2 geology and a U in physics.

Plans to resit some Modules in Geology to improve the C into an A (which that school and that teacher have never yet managed to achieve with any pupil)
Also resit some Modules in Physics and try to run the B in AS History into a decent A2.
Meanwhile she now also wants to do Maths via ICS as it can't be timetabled at the school.. Fvck knows who she thinks is going to pay for that but it won't be me.

Will she leave and go to a decent college? ......  which I assume meant "NO!"

[Snoopy]

I am now left with the only possible paternal action and that is to say "I TOLD YOU SO"
 

[Nick]

Transferring from AS to A2 is tricky (for reasons we have discussed) she is stuck at the school now. Let's hope she gets real and pulls her finger out. Good luck.

[Snoopy]

Thank you.

[Pastis]

Been out seeing a customer since early o'clock. Stopped off on the way back at Goodge Street for a couple of bits and partook of an FEB; egg, bacon, sausage, beans, toms, saute pots, toast 'n' coffee with refill ... £4.40! Excellent! 

[Snoopy]

I wanna go home 

[Barman]

Good luck with that lot Snoopy - I don't envy you.... 

[Nick]

We ought to start a Teenage Rant Thread.

Oh 

[Snoopy]

We ought to start a Teenage Rant Thread.

Oh 

Indeed

She is crying now ~ about how cruel I am.

All I said was "If you'd put half the effort into your school work as you did into sucking the face off that gormless boy you have been seeing for the last two years you would have achieved straight As" 

[tel]

Fortunately I have none of this to deal with.

Time to cut the grass.

[Nick]

Time to cut the grass.

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