The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am here at home.  Hello all. 

Hi Tipsy.  I'm not home I am sort of in between I suppose I am where home will be but isn't yet.

Snoops sorry to hear what you have been going through xx

[Nick]

Tipsy has been travelling and oggling at blokes in :Lycra, as usual

[GROWLER]

Tipsy has been travelling and oggling at blokes in :Lycra, as usual

She's ALWAYS travellin'.

Which country are we in today then, my favourite little pikeyess?

[Barman]

I am here at home.  Hello all. 

Hi Tipsy.  I'm not home I am sort of in between I suppose I am where home will be but isn't yet.

Snoops sorry to hear what you have been going through xx

The Twilight Zone like...? 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Oh, I've been to work Bham, walked about abit and typed summat, then came home. Miss C I have a rucksack in which I keep my bank books, my passport and my laptop so home is wherever that is.  My bestfriend is in the car, his name is Tom Tom and he speak French.   

[Pastis]

And his second name is the same as the first? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am here at home.  Hello all. 

Hi Tipsy.  I'm not home I am sort of in between I suppose I am where home will be but isn't yet.

Snoops sorry to hear what you have been going through xx

The Twilight Zone like...? 

Certainly feels like it.

Tipsy I too have a laptop rucksack etc and love it but am currently shifting three houses full of furniture about with the prospect of doing much the same in three months or so.  OK whinge over I am old and knackered it id deffo wine o clock that will cheer me up and make me feel better.

[Pastis]

Cheers Miss C        

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am here at home.  Hello all. 

Hi Tipsy.  I'm not home I am sort of in between I suppose I am where home will be but isn't yet.

Snoops sorry to hear what you have been going through xx

The Twilight Zone like...? 

Certainly feels like it.

Tipsy I too have a laptop rucksack etc and love it but am currently shifting three houses full of furniture about with the prospect of doing much the same in three months or so.  OK whinge over I am old and knackered it id deffo wine o clock that will cheer me up and make me feel better.

Can someone pass me my glass please its just out of reach.  Cheers all. 

[Pastis]

You should wear less restrictive clothing Tipsy 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I didn't know the webcam was on... like.   

[Pastis]

It was pure speculation; webcams are the spawn of Beelzebub ... I have seen meself, like 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

It was pure speculation; webcams are the spawn of Beelzebub ... I have seen meself, like 

 

I quite agree, have used one when using Skype and can see the benefit for folks scattered around the world but generally not a good thing.   

[Pastis]

My cousins in Oz use them regularly; but then Skyping your daughter in London at Uni from home in Tasmania is much like opening her bedroom door in the morning and being greeted by the drowsy face begging for a cuppa 

[Pirate]

She is now in the kitchen telling her sympathetic mother what a miserable sod I am and how it is soooooooo unfair that I expect better of her.

My hands, meanwhile, are being washed of the whole matter. I refuse to discuss anything to do with her schooling, her choice of subjects or her wish to go to uni .... which, on current showing, she hasn't a dog's chance of getting into.

I think we will leave it there for now ~ before I slap her silly face for her.

Or she slaps yours