The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

She is now in the kitchen telling her sympathetic mother what a miserable sod I am and how it is soooooooo unfair that I expect better of her.

My hands, meanwhile, are being washed of the whole matter. I refuse to discuss anything to do with her schooling, her choice of subjects or her wish to go to uni .... which, on current showing, she hasn't a dog's chance of getting into.

I think we will leave it there for now ~ before I slap her silly face for her.

Or she slaps yours

Don't be stupid.

[Snoopy]

Today is a day to do all the things I have been putting off for weeks/months.

1) Arrange for chimneys to be swept ..... B@st@rd ansaphone telling me he is on holiday until the 24th

2) Arrange for log delivery ..... B@st@rd ansaphone telling me he is on holiday until the 27th

3) Arrange for Fiat to have MOT ...... B@st@rd ansaphone telling me he is on holiday in the US until the 30th

4) Bollock paper shop because their boy is getting later and later each day ...... Boy is apparently on holiday and not due back until start of term.

I fecking give up 

[Uncle Mort]

I fecking give up 

Why not take a holiday? 

[GROWLER]

August?
Holiday time.

[The Moan Ranger]

Nor me   I owe a lot to the Grammar School system.

Same here...my school :-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/education/schoolResult.html?id=3195404

[Barman]

I am mostly up to my elbows in grease and Kerosene.... 

[GROWLER]

I am mostly up to my elbows in grease and Kerosene.... 

....cleaning the kitchen floor, sink and dishwasher before Royalty return?

[Barman]

I am mostly up to my elbows in grease and Kerosene.... 

....cleaning the kitchen floor, sink and dishwasher before Royalty return?

Got another week before I have to start that... which is why I'm trying to get all the filthy stuff out of the way... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Put your filthy stash of porno mags in the local woods.  The local youffs will be your best friends for years to come.

[Nick]

I wonder if he watched Performance yet 

[Barman]

Put your filthy stash of porno mags in the local woods.  The local youffs will be your best friends for years to come.

Back where I found them? 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been 10 miles on my bike, then it was off to Wolves Town to pick up the car.  It has 3 x 12v sockets. 

[Nick]

I have been 10 miles on my bike, then it was off to Wolves Town to pick up the car.  It has 3 x 12v sockets. 

WHat? 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been 10 miles on my bike, then it was off to Wolves Town to pick up the car.  It has 3 x 12v sockets. 

WHat? 

You still asleep?  We have purchased a new vehicle, well new to us.   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have been 10 miles on my bike, then it was off to Wolves Town to pick up the car.  It has 3 x 12v sockets. 

 

The van has three 12v sockets too  Tipsy plus a mains electricity socket.  Must meet up some time and compatre sockets and stuff.

Phase two is windows insulation and carpet.  Already has lighting, TV, DVD, CD, radio and running water.