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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3285 on: August 21, 2010, 05:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2010, 04:36:22 PM
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Isn't it strange when you're pursuing an interesting train of thought whilst doing a mundane task like unpacking the shopping; I put the chicken in the bathroom and the shower gel in the fridge  redface:

[Awaits Nick's even more ridiculous anecdotes]  ::)

In the new exploding eiderdown/ballet dancer/Indian nutter/tea towel behind a door thread  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3286 on: August 21, 2010, 08:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 03:59:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 03:56:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2010, 01:33:11 PM

NICK!

Camper van sockets to enable the gerls to plug in kettles, portable TVs, hairdryers and other such essentials.

My Citroen Picasso had one 12 v socket in the back to enable 'pooter games or CD player to be used rather than having a wire running through from the back to the cigar lighter in the front.


Shame on you Snoops hair dryers are not essential in camper vans.

Anyhoo road trip North now....

In the Transit?

Are you going to do an blag?  eveilgrin:

A blag dear chap, a blag.


You try moving house with a bloody MG.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3287 on: August 22, 2010, 06:13:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 08:36:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2010, 03:59:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2010, 03:56:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2010, 01:33:11 PM

NICK!

Camper van sockets to enable the gerls to plug in kettles, portable TVs, hairdryers and other such essentials.

My Citroen Picasso had one 12 v socket in the back to enable 'pooter games or CD player to be used rather than having a wire running through from the back to the cigar lighter in the front.


Shame on you Snoops hair dryers are not essential in camper vans.

Anyhoo road trip North now....

In the Transit?

Are you going to do an blag?  eveilgrin:

A blag dear chap, a blag.


You try moving house with a bloody MG.

Oh...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3288 on: August 22, 2010, 12:17:28 PM »
Just been 'up somewhere' were some others wish they could go too if they were as well as me, but I must say, I am WELL unhappy with myself after THAT bloody useless performance. cussing:

Expert in 'the field' beckons unfortunately. ::)
 Well pissed off with meself I am. Banghead

Raging arguement going on inside meself like.


My mate 'ed is telling me one thing, but olebod E is telling him to fuck off. shutup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3289 on: August 22, 2010, 01:07:51 PM »
I've been trying to bash one off all day....  noooo:

A pot joint off of a drive shaft I mean...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3290 on: August 22, 2010, 02:09:21 PM »
B and bloody long bluerinseandyoudontwanttodoitthatwayyouwanttodoitthisway Q beckons. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3291 on: August 22, 2010, 02:13:46 PM »
 point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3292 on: August 22, 2010, 02:23:56 PM »
I never made the pub yesterday, started watching a prog about a 1970 Bonnie T120 renovation - sad.

Now we are suposed to be getting a flood.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3293 on: August 22, 2010, 02:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2010, 02:13:46 PM
point:

Wha? Shrugs:

Just need some window latches. Simples. ::)

None available up 'me ill' unfortunately. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3294 on: August 22, 2010, 02:29:34 PM »
Windows?

You have windows up there?

Next you'll be telling us you have chimneys.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3295 on: August 22, 2010, 02:30:11 PM »
Quote from: tel on August 22, 2010, 02:23:56 PM
I never made the pub yesterday, started watching a prog about a 1970 Bonnie T120 renovation - sad.

Now we are suposed to be getting a flood.

How is your rubber ring these days Tel? Do tell.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3296 on: August 22, 2010, 02:31:40 PM »
My ring is in good condition, thanks for asking.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3297 on: August 22, 2010, 03:30:42 PM »
Jolly good, I won't show you my coracle then. ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3298 on: August 22, 2010, 03:37:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 22, 2010, 03:30:42 PM
Jolly good, I won't show you my coracle then. ;)

Tease  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3299 on: August 22, 2010, 03:56:04 PM »
Off to Nottingham perhaps. Little Sis in horsepickle with nuem pnum pnuem  a bad chest
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