The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh dear 

You could pass on our best wishes to her that might make her laugh.

[Barman]

Oh dear 

You could pass on our best wishes to her that might make her laugh.

 

[Nick]

And kill her off. Chance to see MIss NOttingham though  

[Barman]

And kill her off. Chance to see MIss NOttingham though  

Where does she live...?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

A conundrum if ever there was one.  He wants to keeel sister, miss Nottingham which is where she lives and see someone.  He may be gone for some time I fear.  We may never see him again.  

[Darwins Selection]

I've been trying to bash one off all day.... 

A pot joint off of a drive shaft I mean... 

You need a puller, for both.

[Nick]

And kill her off. Chance to see MIss NOttingham though  

Where does she live...?

NOTTINGHAM YOU BRAIN DEAD PILLOCK

[Barman]

And kill her off. Chance to see MIss NOttingham though  

Where does she live...?

NOTTINGHAM YOU BRAIN DEAD PILLOCK

Well... that IS an amazing coincidence isn't it...? 

Same name as where she lives like... 

[Nick]

No wonder they put a camera up your arse to try to find your brain 

[Barman]

No wonder they put a camera up your arse to try to find your brain 

I didn't change my name to Mr. Cyprus tho did I??? Eh, EH? 

[GROWLER]

And kill her off. Chance to see MIss NOttingham though  

Where does she live...?

NOTTINGHAM YOU BRAIN DEAD PILLOCK

Bit rude talking to the HEAD man like that, if you don't mind me saying so like.

Bit of a narky Nick tonight ey?

[Barman]

And kill her off. Chance to see MIss NOttingham though  

Where does she live...?

NOTTINGHAM YOU BRAIN DEAD PILLOCK

Bit rude talking to the HEAD man like that, if you don't mind me saying so like.

Bit of a narky Nick tonight ey?

Head man eh....?

You are my beshtist fren' now like.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

And kill her off. Chance to see MIss NOttingham though  

Where does she live...?

NOTTINGHAM YOU BRAIN DEAD PILLOCK

Bit rude talking to the HEAD man like that, if you don't mind me saying so like.

Bit of a narky Nick tonight ey?

Head man eh....?

You are my beshtist fren' now like.... 

Christ on a bike if BM is the head man we could all have been getting happy pills on the house for years.  Where on earth is Matron when you need her ehh?

[Pirate]

Here.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Ooooerr I may need to ask for double happy pills.