The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Oh Nick ~ you never fail do you? 

He probably hasn't been at all, attention seeking tit mouse.

[Nick]

I am going back tomorrow. Early. And then late on Monday for the bargain sell off of cakes and stuff 

[GROWLER]

I am going back tomorrow. Early. And then late on Monday for the bargain sell off of cakes and stuff 

Yes dear, of course.

What time are 'they' coming to pick you up then?

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Wha'? 

[Nick]

I WAS thinking of getting you a cake. That's off now! 

[GROWLER]

I WAS thinking of getting you a cake. That's off now! 

Mr Kiplings cake bars are readily available at your local late shop.

[GROWLER]

I'm icing a fruit cake tomorrow, and will be consuming it all on Monday.

[Nick]

You still scoffed the lot  

Savour the very best of fresh, rural, traditional produce: crumbly cheese from Cheshire, delicious lamb and fruit liqueurs from North Wales, Sarsaparilla from Lancashire, and coffee from….Birkenhead! Adams & Russell is Wirral’s only coffee roaster. Enjoy the locally-brewed real ale in the Brimstage Beer and Cider tent whilst listening to live music and sampling savouries and sweets from local restaurants.

This year also features the ‘Can Cook’ Domes which will enable visitors to participate in workshops and learn new culinary skills. Places for the popular cookery stations will be on a first come, first served basis, so do arrive early.

[Nick]

I'm icing a fruit cake tomorrow, and will be consuming it all on Monday.

WIth your paws? It will look like an iceberg 

[GROWLER]

I'm icing a fruit cake tomorrow, and will be consuming it all on Monday.

WIth your paws? It will look like an iceberg  

It's a fruit cake bar I bought last week, and I bought a block of 'roll on' ready made icing for it last night.
It'll look sweet when it's finished, and it'll taste sweet too!

It's ALL mine, and you're 'avin'NONE of it!  

[Barman]

Boys, boys! 

Play nicely...

[Nick]

Growler is an grumpy bear. I may have to call Mrs Growler. He is scared of her and her needles, like. She seems quite nice 

[Barman]

Growler is an grumpy bear. I may have to call Mrs Growler. He is scared of her and her needles, like. She seems quite nice 

I can see Miss C sending you both to the naughty step if you're not careful....