The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Fook that. I am off to the local cake Food Festival

[Miss Demeanour]

 

They wouldn't be without each other really  

I am at my mothers. I have a list of things to do. So far I have had to 'fix' the central heating . In other words programme the timer to make it work . They had the central heating set at 82 degrees  

I have now been given the computer to 'fix' ...it's running really slowly and strange things are on it that she hasn't put on apparently  

After that she wants some pictures made into a slideshow on a cd with music added  

After that she would like me to sort out some of her clothes for the charity shop.

But you know what ...to be useful whilst I can ...I don't mind a bit

[Barman]

They wouldn't be without each other really  

I am at my mothers. I have a list of things to do. So far I have had to 'fix' the central heating . In other words programme the timer to make it work . They had the central heating set at 82 degrees  

I have now been given the computer to 'fix' ...it's running really slowly and strange things are on it that she hasn't put on apparently  

After that she wants some pictures made into a slideshow on a cd with music added  

After that she would like me to sort out some of her clothes for the charity shop.

But you know what ...to be useful whilst I can ...I don't mind a bit

She knows it is only a three-day weekend does she...? 

[Nick]

They wouldn't be without each other really  

I am at my mothers. I have a list of things to do. So far I have had to 'fix' the central heating . In other words programme the timer to make it work . They had the central heating set at 82 degrees  

I have now been given the computer to 'fix' ...it's running really slowly and strange things are on it that she hasn't put on apparently  

After that she wants some pictures made into a slideshow on a cd with music added  

After that she would like me to sort out some of her clothes for the charity shop.

But you know what ...to be useful whilst I can ...I don't mind a bit

You require technical advice BM Growler Snoopy Tel

[Miss Demeanour]

I may need a Tel hotline to be set up 

[Nick]

Tel is yer man!

Regrettably he is pissed 

Get a man in

[Barman]

Bizarrely I was wearing my 'No, I will not fix your computer' tee shirt today....

But I will make an exception in your case Miss D.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Bizarrely i can't even fix my own I don't know where she gets this confidence that i can sort hers out.....I am just doing the basic clean up stuff at the moment and seeing what difference that makes , if any 

[Pastis]

I'm feeling half knackered for some reason; been up since early o'clock, park stuff, neighbour's gardening stuff, brekkie, making the accounts digi for the new 'countant (and get '09 - '10 in early), shoppin' stuff.

I blame it on the changeable weather, perhaps even a change of season 

Is it wine o'clock yet? 

[Barman]

I'm feeling half knackered for some reason; been up since early o'clock, park stuff, neighbour's gardening stuff, brekkie, making the accounts digi for the new 'countant (and get '09 - '10 in early), shoppin' stuff.

I blame it on the changeable weather, perhaps even a change of season 

Is it wine o'clock yet? 

Oh yes... 

[GROWLER]

Boys, boys!  

Play nicely...

I do. It's him, bloody raging looney and trouble making tosser.
Does my 'ed and swede in BIG time he does, and gets on me tits constantly too.

Who else do you ever see me 'avin' a go at ey? WHO? Exactly like?

Correct, virtually no one.
Placid as a new born kitty, until HE shows his fat gingery face in 'ere.
I therefore rest me case.

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

It was wine o'clock here at lunchtime, I had a glass of cote de  summat with a salad (lettuce  ).  No wonder I wanted to curl up and sleep this afternoon.   I have lovely pink nails btw, so lovely I haven't been able to do any household  chores all day. 

[Barman]

It was wine o'clock here at lunchtime, I had a glass of cote de  summat with a salad (lettuce  ).  No wonder I wanted to curl up and sleep this afternoon.   I have lovely pink nails btw, so lovely I haven't been able to do any household  chores all day. 

They are still drying probleee like.... 

[GROWLER]

It was wine o'clock here at lunchtime, I had a glass of cote de  summat with a salad (lettuce  ).  No wonder I wanted to curl up and sleep this afternoon.   I have lovely pink nails btw, so lovely I haven't been able to do any household  chores all day. 

Totally pointless useless fodder.
Doesn't do anything for you, and is totally tasteless.

What is the point?
Correct. It doesn't have any.
Food for rabbits only, and I use the werd 'food' very very lightly.