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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3450 on: August 28, 2010, 04:51:24 PM »
Did you have a trim (cough) at the same time?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3451 on: August 28, 2010, 04:53:45 PM »
Did you have a trim (cough) at the same time?

Ey?  confused:
WTF you ramblin' on about now ffs? Shrugs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3452 on: August 28, 2010, 04:58:07 PM »
Boys, boys!  noooo:

Play nicely...

I do. It's him, bloody raging looney and trouble making tosser.
Does my 'ed and swede in BIG time he does, and gets on me tits constantly too. Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3453 on: August 28, 2010, 04:58:40 PM »
It was wine o'clock here at lunchtime, I had a glass of cote de  summat with a salad (lettuce  cloud9:).  No wonder I wanted to curl up and sleep this afternoon.   I have lovely pink nails btw, so lovely I haven't been able to do any household  chores all day.  ;D

They are still drying probleee like....  whistle:

Oh quite definitely, prolly won't be properly dry till late Monday evening I suspect.  Can manage a wine glass though. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3454 on: August 28, 2010, 04:59:05 PM »
Did you have a trim (cough) at the same time?

Ey?  confused:
WTF you ramblin' on about now ffs? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3455 on: August 28, 2010, 04:59:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3456 on: August 28, 2010, 05:03:00 PM »
Growler is an innocent bear  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3457 on: August 28, 2010, 05:07:07 PM »
It was wine o'clock here at lunchtime, I had a glass of cote de  summat with a salad (lettuce  cloud9:).  No wonder I wanted to curl up and sleep this afternoon.   I have lovely pink nails btw, so lovely I haven't been able to do any household  chores all day.  ;D

They are still drying probleee like....  whistle:

Oh quite definitely, prolly won't be properly dry till late Monday evening I suspect.  Can manage a wine glass though. whistle:

And how are the toes like...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3458 on: August 28, 2010, 05:10:24 PM »
Did you have a trim (cough) at the same time?

Ey?  confused:
WTF you ramblin' on about now ffs? Shrugs:
You wouldn't understand   happy100

Look you gormless lump of 2nh hand lard, you appeared to be answering my post regarding lettuce.
Why would anyone want to, cough eyes: trim a bloody lettuce ey?  Shrugs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3459 on: August 28, 2010, 05:12:50 PM »
Did you have a trim (cough) at the same time?

Ey?  confused:
WTF you ramblin' on about now ffs? Shrugs:
You wouldn't understand   happy100

Look you gormless lump of 2nh hand lard, you appeared to be answering my post regarding lettuce.
Why would anyone want to, cough eyes: trim a bloody lettuce ey?  Shrugs:

Or wax it like...?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3460 on: August 28, 2010, 05:18:15 PM »
Did you have a trim (cough) at the same time?

Ey?  confused:
WTF you ramblin' on about now ffs? Shrugs:
You wouldn't understand   happy100

Look you gormless lump of 2nh hand lard, you appeared to be answering my post regarding lettuce.
Why would anyone want to, cough eyes: trim a bloody lettuce ey?  Shrugs:

Or wax it like...?  eyes:

If baked beans for brains is referring to another post, WHY doesn't he use the quote facilty like any other NORMAL person would? Shrugs:

Correct, cus he ain't normal. ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3461 on: August 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM »
Wax a lettuce?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3462 on: August 28, 2010, 05:34:17 PM »
Now there's a thought  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3463 on: August 28, 2010, 05:37:38 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3464 on: August 28, 2010, 05:40:55 PM »
Did you have a trim (cough) at the same time?

Ey?  confused:
WTF you ramblin' on about now ffs? Shrugs:
You wouldn't understand   happy100

Look you gormless lump of 2nh hand lard, you appeared to be answering my post regarding lettuce.
Why would anyone want to, cough eyes: trim a bloody lettuce ey?  Shrugs:

Or wax it like...?  eyes:

Or shave it even?
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