The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I have foam 

[Snoopy]

I have a razor  

[Nick]

Team werk 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been fast asleep, you lot seem to have been dreaming though.   

[Barman]

I have been fast asleep, you lot seem to have been dreaming though.   

Nick started it... 

[GROWLER]

I have been fast asleep, you lot seem to have been dreaming though.   

Nick started it... 

No, in fainess, I started it, simply because of an innocent comment on lettuce.

That great titmouse continued it though, gormless friggin' ape.

[Nick]

Good Bear. DO you have a razor?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Wax a lettuce?  

Wane a lettuce?

[Nick]

CAKE
 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am watching In Bruges, Film 4. 

[GROWLER]

I am watching In Bruges, Film 4. 

You don't 'arf gerraround you.

[Nick]

I aim to go to the Wirral Food Festival 

[GROWLER]

I aim to go to the Wirral Food Festival 

Really?

Have you actually checked their web site to see if they are actually having a food festival, or are you going to pretend to go there, and then pretend to come back and pretend you've been and then pretend it was never on in the first place, bloody raging bird brained attention seeking ginger bearded titmouse.

[Barman]

I am cleaning!  

Finished the sink (was a bit worried that the paint wouldn't come off for a while) and the fridge...

Now I need to last until Tuesday night without using them...  

[Nick]

I aim to go to the Wirral Food Festival 

Really?

Have you actually checked their web site to see if they are actually having a food festival, or are you going to pretend to go there, and then pretend to come back and pretend you've been and then pretend it was never on in the first place, bloody raging bird brained attention seeking ginger bearded titmouse.