The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Darwins Selection]

I have just been informed that I am now a Great Great Uncle   

I assume your great, great niece/nephew will not be told of you existence until they are older?

"Children, I need to tell you about your great, great uncle Nick who I'm afraid was involved in the great 'Ainsdale Choux Choo Choo' scandal..."

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I have been in Limassol like... collecting Me Mi bits... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Shall I tell you which bits lie...? 

[Darwins Selection]

Shall I tell you which bits lie...? 

Tell us about the truthful ones first

[Miss Demeanour]

Shall I tell you which bits lie...? 

Generally the lips and sometimes the eyes I would have thought 

[Barman]

[Miss Demeanour]

I have been to lunch ..went to meet a friend in Starbucks ( not my choice) ....very busy  

Not helped by the fact that their machine for boiling water had broken down.

Friendy asked for a tea.....and was politely told they couldn't provide  and instead offered them a bottle of water at a very reasonable £1.40 odd  

I presume they were meant to go and take it away , boil it and bring it back so they could put a tea bag in it  

[Pastis]

Isn't there a Café Nero near?  Far better, European for starters and I'm told the baristas can be quite ... 

Btw, what's a Barista?

An East London legal professional!   

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

It's Friday afternoon - silly time 

[Grumpmeister]

Shall I tell you which bits lie...? 

The ones LL binned after seeing the bank statement? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Shall I tell you which bits lie...? 

Generally the lips and sometimes the eyes I would have thought 

The eyes have it, as they say.

[Miss Demeanour]

Isn't there a Café Nero near?  Far better, European for starters and I'm told the baristas can be quite ... 

There is and I prefer Cafe Nero ( not that I drink tea or coffee but they do much nicer cakes  )