The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Pirate]

No animals in the bath please  

No...I meant after the bath...in a room bathed in candle-light...with sensual essential oils, and a glass or two of collapso...

[Pirate]

and after that it would be your turn...

[Miss Demeanour]

 

I have done my exercise for the day 

[apc2010]

I am planning/werking out, how to get to the Angel on Tuesday in the midst of a tube strike.  

hope this makes you happy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz0xICzk5NM

[GROWLER]

and after that it would be your turn...

Please dear Lord, spare us any more.

I'm going to................too late.

[Nick]

I have just been out for lunch with the ex-Lodger. We both had the sirloin steak sarny with chips and salad. SO why did they give each of us a spoon? 

[Uncle Mort]

I've no idea. What did they say when you asked them?

[Snoopy]

I have just been out for lunch with the ex-Lodger. We both had the sirloin steak sarny with chips and salad. SO why did they give each of us a spoon?  

Perhaps because ..... before opening for lunch they pre-wrap a knife, fork and spoon in a napkin, placing a lot of these "bundles" in a convenient place and hand a bundle of cutlery to each person who orders food? 

[Nick]

I have just been out for lunch with the ex-Lodger. We both had the sirloin steak sarny with chips and salad. SO why did they give each of us a spoon?  

Perhaps because ..... before opening for lunch they pre-wrap a knife, fork and spoon in a napkin, placing a lot of these "bundles" in a convenient place and hand a bundle of cutlery to each person who orders food? 

Nope, they brought the spoons to us specially, like.

[Darwins Selection]

I have just been out for lunch with the ex-Lodger. We both had the sirloin steak sarny with chips and salad. SO why did they give each of us a spoon? 

So one of you could impersonate:-

[Snoopy]

Perhaps sitting in the high chairs gave the game away?

[Nick]

Saw my solicitor this afternoon. He had his dog in the office. The dog spent the whole meeting with his nose in my crutch 

[Snoopy]

Saw my solicitor this afternoon. He had his dog in the office. The dog spent the whole meeting with his nose in my crutch 

Clearly trained to adopt a threatening posture to ensure its master gets paid.  

[Miss Demeanour]

Saw my solicitor this afternoon. He had his dog in the office. The dog spent the whole meeting with his nose in my crutch 

Have you broken your leg ? 

[GROWLER]

Saw my solicitor this afternoon. He had his dog in the office. The dog spent the whole meeting with his nose in my crutch 

Have you broken your leg ? 

Yea! Don't you mean CROTCH you great tit mouse? 

Had to check, just in case like. 


crotch (krch)
n.
1. The angle or region of the angle formed by the junction of two parts or members, such as two branches or legs.
2.
a. The area on a pair of pants, gruns/skiddies, or shorts where the two leg panels are sewn together.
b. A piece of material sewn into a pair of pants, gruns/skiddies, or shorts that joins the legs.