The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Saw my solicitor this afternoon. He had his dog in the office. The dog spent the whole meeting with his nose in my crutch 

Have you broken your leg ? 

I was going to post that.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

A splint would be better more freedom of movement like, posts are so restraining.

[Nick]

I have just realised it's me wedding anniversary 

[GROWLER]

I have just realised it's me wedding anniversary 

Yes, and?

[Nick]

Thasall

[Snoopy]

  I know the feeling mate.

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just realised it's me wedding anniversary 

Congratulations for not having to celebrate it 

[GROWLER]

I couldn't tell you when my anniversary is to Mrs G#1 tbh.
It's either June or July, that's all I know.

Always struggle with anniverasry to Mrs G #2 too.  
Somewhere between 14th-16th June.

Might even be 17th possibly.

[Snoopy]

I have just realised it's me wedding anniversary 

Congratulations for not having to celebrate it 

Problem is that I still remember my anniversary and, for some strange reason, I still feel guilty for what went wrong, I still grieve for the waste of 21 years and I still regret that it all ended so horribly.

But then that's just one more difference twixt men and wimmin. Most men are well able to hide their emotions but they are not as able as wimmin at turning them on and off like a bloody tap.

Forgive my bitterness but that touches a nerve.

[Miss Demeanour]

But then that's just one more difference twixt men and wimmin. Most men are well able to hide their emotions but they not as able as wimmin at turning them on and off like a bloody tap.

 


 

[Snoopy]

But then that's just one more difference twixt men and wimmin. Most men are well able to hide their emotions but they not as able as wimmin at turning them on and off like a bloody tap.

 


 

Don't wink at me you minx ~ you know I'm right. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Have just come in from the garden a Vulcan has just flown over...One of these



 



Not one of these





I can remember the anniversary date of my ex.  It is his birth date.  Tols me it was an excellent date and that anniversary would never be forgotten. Tosser.  Heaven only knows what would have happened had I forgotten his birthday.

[Snoopy]

Have just come in from the garden a Vulcan has just flown over...One of these



 



Not one of these

That must be THE Vulcan ~ I think they have only the one still flying ~ there was an appeal for cash to help pay for the insurance if I remember rightly.

Wonderful aircraft ~ takes me back to my days in uniform 

[Snoopy]

Here you go: http://www.vulcantothesky.org/

They have been displaying over Jersey and are en route back to Brize Norton according to their update on the website.

[tel]

I am jealous.

Went to see it last year at Yeovilton and it couldn't fly then cos of techie probs.