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[Just One More]

There is a twat in Nick Towers village who does guided walks. He carries a GPS thingy round his neck, the great boring twonk, even if he is just gong, um, round the village. They all wear boots and bobble hats and have backpacks and sticks anbd such. Wankers.

Generally speaking. you are correct.

It upsets me that my very own father used to be a keen member of the R.A., walking around with similar to those that you accurately describe.
Always some tosser at the front in his kahaki shorts, moustache and or beard, waving his stick around at the 'obedient troops' lap dogs

. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_a1wxqloEs

[GROWLER]

There is a twat in Nick Towers village who does guided walks. He carries a GPS thingy round his neck, the great boring twonk, even if he is just gong, um, round the village. They all wear boots and bobble hats and have backpacks and sticks anbd such. Wankers.

Generally speaking. you are correct.

It upsets me that my very own father used to be a keen member of the R.A., walking around with similar to those that you accurately describe.
Always some tosser at the front in his kahaki shorts, moustache and or beard, waving his stick around at the 'obedient troops' lap dogs

. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_a1wxqloEs

That's the one!

[Nick]

Twatwatch

Who'zat then?
He actually 'looks' quite normal.

Bonkers     His wife is even worse

[GROWLER]

Twatwatch

Who'zat then?
He actually 'looks' quite normal.

Bonkers     His wife is even worse

Still haven't got a clue who he is.
Any chance of answering my original question, like, please?

[GROWLER]

Anyway, tomorrow I WILL NOT now be going to climb my new 'ill, as young Growler jnr., who has been using my pride and joy  for work this week, has just brimmed it with...petrol instead of diesel.

Tomorrow morning will now be spent finding someone to help me tow it 'round to the local garage to have the tank drained and new fuel filter fitted.
I am suprisingly calm but not particulary looking forward to a whole morning being wasted.

Trip now postponed until Sunday, assuming no terminal damage has been done to the fuel pump.
If it has, the young G jnr is going to have a nasty harsh financial lesson to learn ££££££££ x 's

[GROWLER]

Oh Oh...turbo will be shot... and the cataylictic catholic cat converter...kerching..

Dunno where you get that one from, or are you being mmmmmmmmmm sarcastic again p'raps?

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Did a post go missing like...? 

Pesky things, if you don't keep an eye on them they are all over the place.... 

[Nick]

I doubt Growler would be this calm if the culprit was Mrs Growler.

[GROWLER]

I doubt Growler would be this calm if the culprit was Mrs Growler.

Not the case actuually. Mis-fueling happens once every 3 minutes on average in the UK apparently.
Only excuse in this instance was that ALL the pump hoses are black.

Off to Halfuds for 9am anyway to get some Millers fuel cleaner/additive to lob in, along with a spalsh of  2 stroke oil as recommended by my motoring expert chums on another forum. 

They all reckon the fuel pump in my particular car is made from reinforced concrete, and a 20% misfuel shouldn't have too much of an adverse effect...hopefully.

[Barman]

I doubt Growler would be this calm if the culprit was Mrs Growler.

Not the case actuually. Mis-fueling happens once every 3 minutes on average in the UK apparently.
Only excuse in this instance was that ALL the pump hoses are black.

Off to Halfuds for 9am anyway to get some Millers fuel cleaner/additive to lob in, along with a spalsh of  2 stroke oil as recommended by my motoring expert chums on another forum. 

They all reckon the fuel pump in my particular car is made from reinforced concrete, and a 20% misfuel shouldn't have too much of an adverse effect...hopefully.

As I've mentioned before, the destruction manual on my Pajero states you can run on up to 25% petrol to help with 'waxing' in cold weather like...

[Miss Demeanour]

Should  I ask what 'waxing' is in a car like 

[Barman]

Should  I ask what 'waxing' is in a car like 

 

At very low temperatures diesel gets 'waxy' and bungs everything up... hence pictures of lorry drivers in the snow lighting fires under their fuel tanks...

[Snoopy]

We used to find that a slosh of paraffin in the tank helped but the H&S people didn't like the idea.

[Barman]

We used to find that a slosh of paraffin in the tank helped but the H&S people didn't like the idea.

Better than lighting a fire under your tank tho...