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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3735 on: September 12, 2010, 07:29:58 AM »
Sat at home. Just outside the kitchen window there is a function of some kind or another going on on the lawns of the farm. They have three of those 40 gallon BBQ's going where you cut the barrels in half. Head BBQ lighter and meat turner-overer has a full-lengthorange high-vis coat on, resembles Paddington bear from behind.... presumably for H & S reasons  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3736 on: September 12, 2010, 08:06:59 AM »
I got a letter in the post yesterday to say that finally my luck has changed. Apparently I had been entered in some kind of Euro draw ( randomly selected of course) and I have won £1,850,000.

OMG  Party001:

Apparently all I have to do is go to Madrid in person to sign some legal documents and collect it. Easyjet fly to Madrid don't they  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3737 on: September 12, 2010, 08:09:31 AM »
You'll be in good company, the plane will be full of other lucky winners too  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3738 on: September 12, 2010, 08:11:21 AM »
Sat at home. Just outside the kitchen window there is a function of some kind or another going on on the lawns of the farm. They have three of those 40 gallon BBQ's going where you cut the barrels in half. Head BBQ lighter and meat turner-overer has a full-lengthorange high-vis coat on, resembles Paddington bear from behind.... presumably for H & S reasons  ::)

Can we have a wanker emoticon installed please Barman

No sooner said than done....  Wankah:

Great!
I've saved that into my pictures. happy088
Might just come on handy sometime, somewhere, someone. whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3739 on: September 12, 2010, 08:12:25 AM »
You'll be in good company, the plane will be full of other lucky winners too  point:

Do you think ?  lol: lol: lol:

Maybe Trading Standards will find that it is Stellios at the heart of this conspiracy  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3740 on: September 12, 2010, 11:14:47 AM »
Gym done, breakfast eaten.

Off to see the historic water tower in the local convent.
Haven't been in the grounds for years.

Shall have a whinge, cos they still haven't re-instated the lake!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3741 on: September 12, 2010, 11:22:15 AM »
Have been trimming hacking back the Bougainvillea to stop sparrows roosting in it and shitting all over the path...  cussing:

And yes, if you are interested a Bougainvillea thorn will go right through the sole of your shoe and into your foot...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3742 on: September 12, 2010, 11:29:23 AM »
I was doing that once in Mexico. A fooking great iguana jumped out at me  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3743 on: September 12, 2010, 12:02:55 PM »
Well if you will stand on bougainvillea thorns in Mexico what do you expect?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3744 on: September 12, 2010, 12:05:51 PM »
I was doing that once in Mexico. A fooking great iguana jumped out at me  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Which of you was more surprised...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3745 on: September 12, 2010, 12:10:25 PM »
Me! They are big buggers and can go VERY fast  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3746 on: September 12, 2010, 12:21:54 PM »
I was at the Camel Park in Mazotos and two lizards came out of the hollow of a tree chasing, fighting and screaming at each other...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3747 on: September 12, 2010, 12:59:42 PM »
Sounds like the other night  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3748 on: September 12, 2010, 01:00:34 PM »
 lol: very droll...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #3749 on: September 12, 2010, 01:01:40 PM »
Lounge lizards are dangerous creatures  lol:
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