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[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am preparing a presentation and as its dark, cold, windy and dismal I am tucked up in bed with bottle of red to hand and a programme on wartime art on the tv.     Have been here for 35 minutes and not yet started!   

Anything on Stanley Spencer? Sandham Memorial chapel is a few miles from here, his paintings are quite bizarre

Oh exactly like those... but I only had half an eye on it... cos I was working in here like. 

[Nick]

Heavy dooty housework  Knackered 

[Snoopy]

Gerra wummun in.

[Snoopy]

Heavy dooty housework  Knackered 

Actually ~ Joking apart, given the prevailing circumstances, I would give serious consideration to having the house cleaned professionally after you vacate. That way nobody can say you "left it in a state" as you will have an invoice to prove otherwise.

[Barman]

I am refurbishing my brake callipers...

[Nick]

Heavy dooty housework  Knackered 

Actually ~ Joking apart, given the prevailing circumstances, I would give serious consideration to having the house cleaned professionally after you vacate. That way nobody can say you "left it in a state" as you will have an invoice to prove otherwise.

I had thought of that. Got the gardener here at the moment, so at least that will be sorted. There's a nice blonde who does the cleaning over the road 

[Snoopy]

Heavy dooty housework  Knackered 

Actually ~ Joking apart, given the prevailing circumstances, I would give serious consideration to having the house cleaned professionally after you vacate. That way nobody can say you "left it in a state" as you will have an invoice to prove otherwise.

I had thought of that. Got the gardener here at the moment, so at least that will be sorted. There's a nice blonde who does the cleaning over the road 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

The Conference I was at finished at lunchtime, so have been sat working in my car in the car park of a Garden Centre.  A rabbit has just hopped under my car.   

   For  Barman, obviously.

The blue sky has nearly reached me so will go home now and meet it on the way. 

[Snoopy]

The Conference I was at finished at lunchtime, so have been sat working in my car in the car park of a Garden Centre.  A rabbit has just hopped under my car.   

   For  Barman, obviously.

The blue sky has nearly reached me so will go home now and meet it on the way. 

Tipsy ~ has anyone ever told you that you are ditzy? 

[Barman]

The Conference I was at finished at lunchtime, so have been sat working in my car in the car park of a Garden Centre.  A rabbit has just hopped under my car.   

   For  Barman, obviously.

The blue sky has nearly reached me so will go home now and meet it on the way. 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

The Conference I was at finished at lunchtime, so have been sat working in my car in the car park of a Garden Centre.  A rabbit has just hopped under my car.   

   For  Barman, obviously.

The blue sky has nearly reached me so will go home now and meet it on the way. 

Tipsy ~ has anyone ever told you that you are ditzy? 

Is that the same as twpsyn?   

[Snoopy]

I have no idea 

Where I come from Ditzy is a term of endearment meaning delightfully "off the wall", pleasingly eccentric or just plain scatterbrained in a blonde sort of way. Only gerls can be ditzy.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have no idea 

Where I come from Ditzy is a term of endearment meaning delightfully "off the wall", pleasingly eccentric or just plain scatterbrained in a blonde sort of way. Only gerls can be ditzy.

OK, 'Ain't got no cares, I ain't got no rules, I think I like living up side down' I can be 'off the wall' at the same time. 

Twpsyn .... daft, stupid   Was called it often by my mum.... don't think it was a term of endearment though. 

[Pirate]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Twpsyn

[Snoopy]

I keep well away from the Welsh language.

How can you take it seriously when half the country is called Jones or Jenkins yet their alphabet has no J in it?