The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I keep well away from the Welsh language.

How can you take it seriously when half the country is called Jones or Jenkins yet their alphabet has no J in it? 

 

[Uncle Mort]

Been to the hospital this morning, scheduled appointment at the skin clinic. They are building a new multi story car park (about time) and they kindly sent a map showing how to get to the temporary carpark. Fine I think, no problem. Unfortunately I get there and the directions I've got lead me to a one way street but the wrong way. 

Carpark full of course, drive around find space though a bit tight because of the idiot driver of a Chelsea tractor in the next bay didn't appear to understand what the white lines signify. 

At least I was in and out of the clinic in under an hour.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been travelling today:  Evesham, Alcester, Banbury, Amersham, High Wycombe, Northleach, Bourton on Water and am now at Toddington Railway having tea and scones. 

[Nick]

Have you sold all your tarmac?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I can always find a lorry load if you need some? 

[Barman]

I reckon you are a driver with National Express...

[Nick]

SHe's a trucker 

[Barman]

SHe's a trucker 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo

[Darwins Selection]

I have been travelling today:  Evesham, Alcester, Banbury, Amersham, High Wycombe, Northleach, Bourton on Water and am now at Toddington Railway having tea and scones. 

That bicycle must be worn out and your legs must be remarkable.

[Nick]

I have been travelling today:  Evesham, Alcester, Banbury, Amersham, High Wycombe, Northleach, Bourton on Water and am now at Toddington Railway having tea and scones. 

That bicycle must be worn out and your legs must be remarkable.

I saw her as a blonde sylph 

[Darwins Selection]

I have been travelling today:  Evesham, Alcester, Banbury, Amersham, High Wycombe, Northleach, Bourton on Water and am now at Toddington Railway having tea and scones.  

That bicycle must be worn out and your legs must be remarkable.

I saw her as a blonde syph  

How do you know the one in the picture isn't blonde?

[Barman]

I have been travelling today:  Evesham, Alcester, Banbury, Amersham, High Wycombe, Northleach, Bourton on Water and am now at Toddington Railway having tea and scones. 

That bicycle must be worn out and your legs must be remarkable.

 

[beerhead]

My fourth and final day working at Earl's Court. My feet hurt and I want to go home !

[Pirate]

I have been travelling today:  Evesham, Alcester, Banbury, Amersham, High Wycombe, Northleach, Bourton on Water and am now at Toddington Railway having tea and scones. 

Bit too close for comfort   are you stalking me 

[Pirate]

Been to the hospital this morning, scheduled appointment at the skin clinic. They are building a new multi story car park (about time) and they kindly sent a map showing how to get to the temporary carpark. Fine I think, no problem. Unfortunately I get there and the directions I've got lead me to a one way street but the wrong way. 

Carpark full of course, drive around find space though a bit tight because of the idiot driver of a Chelsea tractor in the next bay didn't appear to understand what the white lines signify. 

At least I was in and out of the clinic in under an hour.

A shot of penicillin?