The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Well! That was a day and a half!

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been manual handled today, pushed about in a wheel chair and got a certificate.

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Just One More]

I have been manual handled today, pushed about in a wheel chair and got a certificate.

That position is called the wheelbarrow! For gawd's sake don't let them put bitmac in it   

I see he's a true gent and took his shoes off

[Barman]

I have been manual handled today, pushed about in a wheel chair and got a certificate.

That position is called the wheelbarrow! For gawd's sake don't let them put bitmac in it   

I see he's a true gent and took his shoes off

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been manual handled today, pushed about in a wheel chair and got a certificate.

That position is called the wheelbarrow! For gawd's sake don't let them put bitmac in it   

I see he's a true gent and took his shoes off

 

Well we know that more than the sun was rising at JOM's place this am!     

[Snoopy]

I have been manual handled today, pushed about in a wheel chair and got a certificate.

That position is called the wheelbarrow! For gawd's sake don't let them put bitmac in it   

I see he's a true gent and took his shoes off

 

Well we know that more than the sun was rising at JOM's place this am!     

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL8XyLZ_ZNw

Morning Glory in British slang is considered to be an erection after sleep.

[tel]

Afraid me Morning Glory has gone all droopy cos of the cold air.

[Snoopy]

Like a wilted hyacinth eh?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Been on bike.. short 16 miles this morning.  Chased rabbits and pheasants and the squirrels were throwing acorns at me.   

Looking forward to a surprise 'the lads off abroad for a year' party tonight. 

[Snoopy]

SWWLTBO and the THW have gone to view yet another university leaving me and the boys to make do.
I decided to be helpful and do all the washing 

Armed with a garden rake and with the boys as back-up I dredged beneath the THW's bed loaded up the washing machine and set it going.

11am First load is pegged onto line

11.15 am second load is now in machine and water is flowing.

12 noon. Boys are "starving" so I make beans on toast for one and scrambled eggs on toast for the other. Snatch a piece of toast to keep my body sugars up.

12.20 Clear away lunch things and start plying vacuum cleaner

12.30 The fvcking heavens open and a monsoon hits the Kennel.

12.43 Washing is now all gathered back in, wetter than when it went out 

Je suis off piste 

[Barman]

SWWLTBO and the THW have gone to view yet another university leaving me and the boys to make do.
I decided to be helpful and do all the washing 

Armed with a garden rake and with the boys as back-up I dredged beneath the THW's bed loaded up the washing machine and set it going.

11am First load is pegged onto line

11.15 am second load is now in machine and water is flowing.

12 noon. Boys are "starving" so I make beans on toast for one and scrambled eggs on toast for the other. Snatch a piece of toast to keep my body sugars up.

12.20 Clear away lunch things and start plying vacuum cleaner

12.30 The fvcking heavens open and a monsoon hits the Kennel.

12.43 Washing is now all gathered back in, wetter than when it went out 

Je suis off piste 

Pop it all in the tumble drier Snoops.... 

[Snoopy]

We don't have a tumble drier. 

[The Moan Ranger]

We don't have a tumble drier. 

I have a new(er) one as of yesterday. Sooo much better than the old one