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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4065 on: September 29, 2010, 09:46:42 AM »
I'd have microwaved it  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4066 on: September 29, 2010, 09:53:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2010, 09:46:42 AM
I'd have microwaved it  angel1

Idiot!  ::)








It wouldn't fit in the microwave...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4067 on: September 29, 2010, 09:56:57 AM »
You could try the dishwasher ~ they get very hot.

I am told one can cook a salmon in a dishwasher ~ not that I have tried as I suspect it will taste a bit "soapy".

I have cooked kippers on an engine block ~ the bride was really pissed off with us for that one  whistle: ....... but if you will have the reception at the Rugby Club what can you expect?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4068 on: September 29, 2010, 10:02:13 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2010, 09:56:57 AM
You could try the dishwasher ~ they get very hot.

I am told one can cook a salmon in a dishwasher ~ not that I have tried as I suspect it will taste a bit "soapy".

I have cooked kippers on an engine block ~ the bride was really pissed off with us for that one  whistle: ....... but if you will have the reception at the Rugby Club what can you expect?

Nah, the wishdosher only goes up to 70°C - about 80°C short...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4069 on: September 29, 2010, 10:58:58 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2010, 09:56:57 AM
You could try the dishwasher ~ they get very hot.

I am told one can cook a salmon in a dishwasher ~ not that I have tried as I suspect it will taste a bit "soapy".

I have cooked kippers on an engine block ~ the bride was really pissed off with us for that one  whistle: ....... but if you will have the reception at the Rugby Club what can you expect?

Oh good grief this brings back memories...

When I lived in Wales was invited to a wedding, reception held in the local rugby club. noooo:  I had just had daughter number three she was about two weeks old.

The bride was captivated and had numerous pictures taken of her holding the baby. noooo:

We left when the first fight broke out.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4070 on: September 29, 2010, 06:21:02 PM »
SWWLTBO is teaching History tonight (at last her own subject!) so I am on the fencing club run. Minor's mate's dad took them all so I now have to collect the THW and her friend and take them to Abergele Sports Centre, collect 4 little boys and deliver them to various addresses (the last two come home of course). Meanwhile SWWLTBO will finish her class at 9 and pick up THW and THW's friend to bring them to their respective homes.

It's like a well oiled machine ~ when it werks like  ::)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4071 on: September 29, 2010, 06:51:28 PM »
I have had xrays and all is good.. only bruising. ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4072 on: September 29, 2010, 06:51:58 PM »
I was in the Minema... watching Hurt Locker like....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4073 on: September 29, 2010, 06:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 29, 2010, 06:51:28 PM
I have had xrays and all is good.. only bruising. ;D

Saddle sores? I have oinkment  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4074 on: September 29, 2010, 06:55:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2010, 06:53:09 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 29, 2010, 06:51:28 PM
I have had xrays and all is good.. only bruising. ;D

Saddle sores? I have oinkment  angel1

She fell of like...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4075 on: September 29, 2010, 06:56:46 PM »
It seems like all the wimmin here need a good rub down  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4076 on: September 29, 2010, 06:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2010, 06:56:46 PM
It seems like all the wimmin here need a good rub down  noooo:

Not by you tho...  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4077 on: September 29, 2010, 08:14:16 PM »
I have returned to this den of smut and innuendo.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4078 on: September 30, 2010, 03:12:46 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2010, 08:14:16 PM
I have returned to this den of smut and innuendo.  noooo:

All is well...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4079 on: September 30, 2010, 05:29:16 PM »
Here today... Gone tomorrow...   ooop North  scared2:
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